He Fucking Tagged Me!
Five Things in My Refrigerator
1. Diet Coke
2. Sundried tomatoes (loooove them)
3. Cooled eyepads
4. Eggs (they have been in there so long, they’ll probably hatch soon)
5. Dutch cheese
You are lucky I just cleared out all the stuff that was springing fungus and stuff… I felt I had to make a fresh start, especially for this tagging thing…
Five Things in My Closet
1. Empty box in which I used to keep love letters of ex-husband (empty now, empty then…)
2. * Censored *
3. 35 pairs of shoes (I bought 3 new pairs since the “Imelda” Post)
4. 15 pairs of lingerie
5. Mastertape x-rated video of me and Mr Fab (him wearing the wooden shoes, no lemurs)
Five Things in my Handbag/Wallet
1. My bitch licence
2. Cute little cuddly heart my son gave me
3. My licence to marry gay couples
4. My euthanasia licence
5. My driver’s licence6. Lipstick
7. Pen
8. Money
9. Bank- and creditcard
10. Marihuana
11. MobileOh sorry… just five… right?
12. Make up stuff
13. Back up make up stuff
14. Medication
15. Tampons
16. Address book
17. Condom
18. Passport
19. Car licence
20. Chewing gum
Five things in my car
1. Debris of my smashed rear window
2. “How to Drive”-manual
3. Sunglasses (to put in my hair mainly because it looks cool)
4. Road map that is falling apart at the seems
5. Blue tooth hands free headset (yes, we’re all about safety… and technical gadgets)
Five people to tag
As about everyone I know in the Bloggin’ world has already been tagged by either one of the others I am leaving this all up to you. Anyone who is brave enough to pick up the tag is welcome to do so! Of course suggestions are welcome too. Always willing to fuck over one of your blogger friends for ya! Dutch is my name, Bitch is my game ;-)
1. [insert your name here]
2. [insert your name here]
3. [insert your name here]
4. [insert your name here]
5. [insert your name here]
And to end this post, just a little reminder:
STILL A FEW DAYS LEFT TO ENTER THE CONTEST AND GIVE EVERYONE A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY DUTCHYFUL PRIZE!!!
7 Dutch Treat(s)
Is that video of us the one where you were wearing the strap on?
That was a good night…
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I can’t imagine how cool it would be to LEGALLY carry weed in my purse. I’m so jealous of you, dutchbitch. seriously. :)
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I love the description of what you have in your handbag~funny! :)
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You must have a really big purse.
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Fab: It was memorable, wasn’t it? Sigh…
Miztriz: In Dutchyland anything is possible… you know that!
Pissy: It’s all there, lol
Lynda: And to think that I did not even list all of it…
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I got stung by Marty too. Methinks we should get even.
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Nanuk: Yeah, I was just commenting on Leave’s blog that we should… But let’s get our plan together outside the comment sections… We don’t wanna alarm him and give him a headstart…
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