You gotta love Laci… or at least love her gutsiness… She tagged me again… A-G-A-I-N…
(Did you duck for the wooden shoe flying towards your head, Hon? I hope it didn’t hurt you… * halo *)
I told her I feel she owes me one fine bottle of vino for this… And there WILL be retaliation… It might be a while… but I WILL get her back for this… I’ll wait for the perfect moment…
So here goes for a Meme of Three:
Things that scare me
1) Fab potentially bringing his live-in-lemurs with him when we get married
2) The Kid telling me he will stay and live with me “for the whole rest of his life”
3) My Town Freak Upstairs Neighbour
People who make me laugh
1) Virtually everybody in my BlogLink-list
2) The Kid – especially the look on his face when on the topic of girls (“girls are yucky!”)
3) Me (you gotta be able to laugh at yourself when you do something stupid, right?)
Things I hate the most
1) Fucktard men (listing their names would make a humongous post)
2) Asshole drivers (I’m with Laci on this one)
3) Moron Customer Service Operators
Things I don’t understand
1) Why a-n-y-o-n-e would want to work at a Customer Service Desk willingly
2) Why Karl insists on continuously confronting us with his “music videos”
3) Why my Town Freak Upstairs Neighbour feels the need to play (crappy) piano in the middle of the night
Things I am doing right now
1) Typing up this horrific meme while I grind my teeth
2) Watching a “Hogan Knows Best” marathon on MTV (It’s the best thing on there right now… Yes: Dutch TV sucks)
3) Planning my revenge for Laci * satanic grin *
Things I want to do before I die
1) Watch The Kid grow up to be a wonderful person
2) Fall in love and live happily ever after
3) Have earth-shattering sex for days on end (preferably with the person that makes 2) happen but if that’s not possible I am willing to look at other options)
Things I can do
1) Shut up, but I never feel like it
2) Pick my nose with my toes
3) Actually, I’d like to think: ANYTHING if I put my mind to it
Ways to describe my personality
1) Direct/Straight (I say what I think and I mean what I say)
2) Independent
3) Caring (I’m sure somebody will comment: “Whhhaaattt???!!” on this one)
Things I can’t do
1) Get my template right in that fucking Blogger beta mode
2) Continu a date with a fucktard (I go into “find the nearest exit-mode”)
3) Hate someone, however much they might have hurt me
Things I think you should listen to
1) Anything your Mom tells you (well except maybe in CP‘s case)
2) Anything I tell you (and that goes for EVERYBODY)
3) Anything your Inner Voice tells you
Things you should never listen to
1) My next door neighbour and his new girlfriend going at it (it’s bad enough I have to)
2) Anything a dog in a clocktower tells you
3) Pat Boone
Things I’d like to learn
1) How to get my template right in that fucking Blogger beta mode
2) Picking locks (no particular reason)
3) Japanese (if all else fails, become a Geisha)
Favorite foods
1) Italian
2) Mexican
3) Dogfood (handy to have in stock in case of unexpected dinnerguests)
Beverages I drink regularly
1) Diet Coke (the drink Coke, it IS about beverages, isn’t it?)
2) Tapwater
3) Wine (in fact… that sounds like a great idea by lack of plans for tonight)
TV shows I watched as a kid
1) Fabeltjeskrant
2) Bereboot
3) Pippi Langkous
People I’m Tagging
1) You
2) Anyone reading this (and I know who you are and will hunt you down until you do it!)
3) EVERYBODY!!!
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Doing a quick SerraShimmy Dance and running
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My dear, I know that you will come to love the lemurs just as much as I do.
Good luck in the battle. You’ve got my vote!
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Oh no no no.
I no do memes.
Me hate them.
But, me loves you. *bats lashes*
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You know I love you! :D
*muah*
This is what happens when you rent from me the week I get tagged all to hell. :)
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I wasn’t here. Do I have to do the meme?
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Shoot,
Di I really have to do the meme ? I have nobody to tag than ? Unless I tag you back again. I assume that let’s me off the hook, hehehe
Marga
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Serra: Shimmy back sometime!
Fab: Hmmmm… if you say so, dear…
CP: OK the lash batting did the trick
Laci: I know baby, right back at ya!
Marty: Yes
JustMeTalking: Backtagging not allowed!
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I already did it. Seriously?! You can pick your nose with your toes?
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You love the videos. Don’t deny it.
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