Oct
27
2006
So I can see who has been checking out my profile on the dating site… I have found that some guys check out my profile virtually every day since I put it up there… Sometimes even multiple times a day… Neither of them have ever sent me a message though… And I have never ever returned the favor, by looking at their profile, so it’s not like my profile shows up on the their who-viewed-my-profile list …
OK… WTF is that about? It is beyond me…
WHY are they looking at my profile e.v.e.r.y. s.i.n.g.l.e. d.a.y. when they are clearly not interested in contacting me in any way?
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Wait wait wait…
O.M.F.G!
Eeewwww!!!
Forget I asked! Don’t answer that!
* Gag *
Oct
26
2006
For weeks now I’ve been crapping my panties (STFU! I know… TMI) waiting for my blogreview by
I Talk Too Much…Well, it’s here… I got Smacked…
I got smacked by Avitable. I guess I was lucky it was Back-Handed Compliment Day and Avitable decided to focus only on the good elements of each blog… or something…
There will be a huge “Hehe, I told you so” coming from Nobody on the squinty font remark… Maybe I should serve complimentary glasses or contacts with my blog for old guys… * grin *
I guess implementing the expandable flooble-menus was a good thing… I am not sure what he would have thought of my sidebar if I handn’t… I mean: what term could have surpassed “fucking ridiculously long sidebar”…
Being accused of having a “very funny content” is fine by me! I’m pretty proud of that. Especially in an I Talk Too Much review. And ehm… I hear Twizzlers “makes mouths happy” and that image suits me just fine!
I think I got one of the shortest reviews ever, but I don’t care… I managed to get 3 smacks and for now that is good enough for me! Hey! STFU! I know the reputation of I Talk Too Much and 3 smacks is pretty ok! Thanks Avitable. Where can I send the complimentary Twizzlers?
I´m off spending the day doing the panties-laundry, crap you very much…
Oct
26
2006
A propos… I have landed myself a new tenant:
It’s Jess, from A Propos of Something. He’s a 29 year old *ouch* married pop culture obsessed academic and daddy to a cocker spaniel and 3 cats (r-e-s-p-e-c-t: the guinea pig and 2 Ninja fish -yes, STFU, 2 of them sadly passed away- are already driving me up the wall… I am just not a pet person, ok?!).
His blog is called A Propos Of Something and it is full of mindblowing hilarious stuff and loads of reviews. I’ve been reading lurking at his blog for some time now and I think it’s great.His “About Me” states that he suffered a lot of (self)abuse and accidents. I mean, WTF!!!: he knocked out his front teeth in a bed-bouncing ánd a biking accident, he got trapped in a restroom during Empire Strikes Back, he got himself in the middle of a playground biting accident (”accident” my ass!), he voted Reagan in a class mock election, he convinced himself he could breakdance and beatbox, got beaten up by a girl, got engaged in various student government scandals, nearly suffered a nervous breakdown, passed out…Well, fuck me! It’s a miracle he is still able to write up a fairly “normal-ish” blog…
He has bid on my RentMyBlog campaigns numerous times and I had already decided that next time he’d bid, he’d be the one. I must say though that he almost cheated himself out of the tenant quarters with his post on Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancake and Sausages On A Stick. O.M.F.G!!! Eeewwwww! Thát A Propos-brain fart made me snort out my cuppa coffee thru my nose and gag so vigorously that I almost clicked the “deny”-button by mistake. But all’s well that ends well, go say hello to Jess!
Many thanks to my other bidders Blog Time, A Templar Knight, Bloggo Chicago, Cat’s Cradle Creations, Caylynn’s Contemplations, Evolution of Gina, Green, Lesbiencestmoi, Soul Blessings and The Median Sib.
Oct
25
2006
OK, there is no way around it… my body has now officially started falling apart…
I am hardly ever ill and have very few other physical problems going on… e-v-e-r…
However, over the past few weeks I have been at home for 5 days with conjuctivitis… I was down for a week suffering from the flu… and now… %@#!!&*#@!… the muscles on the left side of my neck and shoulder seem to have “suspended service until further notice”…
How great is that… The Kid is at home on Fall Break all week… I have the week off from the office… and now I can’t lift a thing, drive my car, move my left arm, nor turn my head without my body protesting by shooting pains thru my neck and back… Ugh.. I mean: the other day I actually had to call my mum to come help me change the bedlinen!
WTF!?!?!? Is that my body saying that I am getting “old”? Is this the beginning of the end? Has IT started? I mean, I ám renting from The StiK at his site “Life Begins To Suck at 40“, but hey! I am not 40 yet!! I still have a few years to go… And I was hoping there was sóme truth in that life begins at 40… Come to think of it… nobody ever said what kinda life will begin at 40…
This is one of those times I really miss having a male slave boyfriend who can wait on me hand and foot give me a heavenly massage and lots of TLC…
Oct
24
2006
If anyone should wonder what Cat´s comment on yesterday´s post was about…
She made me 2 extreeeeeemely amazing banners!
I saw the banners she did for Fab a while ago and I loved them. Cat has her own service which offers hosting, templates and banner ads which you can use to promote your blog on for instance BE and Blogmad.
I tried to do some of that shit myself but… well… let’s just say: I suck at it… So after seeing her own banners on BE and the ones she made Fab, I ordered 2 banners from Cat myself. And Cat is great at it, as you can see!
It is one of the few blogging things I ever decided to pay for and it was well worth it!
So be prepared to see these babies flash by on BE and such!
If you didn’t already know it…
Cat rocks!
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