On another one of my loooonely singles nights * snort * I was flipping the channels. Dutch TV is filled with all kinds of shopping channels, like I am sure is true for most of your TV channels as well…
One of them was featuring something that totally made me gag. It was selling “Ellezza”. It [...]

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So… they say it takes between 15-20 muscles to smile or laugh…
I attempted watching an episode of “Two And A Half Men” the other night, on Dutch TV
(Yes, STFU! I know! Dutch TV is millions of lightyears behind on all of you guys, so this is a fairly “new” sitcom to us)
So I was watching [...]

barb (bärb) pronunciation
n.
1. A sharp point projecting in reverse direction to the main point of a weapon or tool, as on an arrow or fishhook.
2. A cutting remark.
3. Zoology. One of the parallel filaments projecting from the main shaft of a feather.
4. Botany. A short, sharply hooked bristle or [...]

Can somebody please explain to The Kid that:
- Yes, I AM the Mom from Hell and that is because that’s what being a Mom is all about…
- We are supposed to be like that… to make sure they do not become Kids from Hell…
- He is not the only one to have a Mom from [...]