Oct 28
Bermuda Sock Triangle
OK… I know many of you must have asked yourselves this very same question at some point in your life…
W.T.F. is it with that Bermuda SOCK Triangle that e.v.e.r.y single washing machine and/or dryer that I’ve used seems to have “going on”…
Doesn’t anyone ever wonder where the hell all those socks go? I mean, WTF! You put in a pair and you are left with single ones, virtually every time…
There must be some huge single-sock-mountain somewhere out there… Or zillions of socks clogging up our sewers…
Sheesh… I think the washing machine manufacturers have a secret alliance going on with sock manufacturers… It has to be that… Either that or there is a sock serial killer on the loose or some sock sex freak: a sockophile…
WHAT!!!??? Where do they go???!?!?!?! It freakin’ sucks socks!
Can’t we start some kind of sock-trading-scheme? You know, where everybody puts up pictures of the socks they have left, including their size and we can maybe try to get complete pairs amongst eachother by trading out the ones we have?
OK… I think that is the best idea I can come up with for the day… Ta!
