Sep 27
Dentures On The Move
I have decided to start the IMBDA (International Movement to Ban Denture Abuse)… or something like that, which would have a catchier acronym…
In the elevator, on my way up to the 9th floor of the medical center, I often encounter people on their way to the outpatient clinic of Geriatrics… Pretty old people mostly… I have nothing against old people… Nothing at all…
But WTF is that about (mostly old) people with dentures, who feel they have to move around their dentures in public… The elevator is crowded, ya hear a funny kinda sucking sound… Turn your head, look at the person next to you, and you can see them sliding their dentures in and out of their mouth… threads of seliva coming with that… giving you a wonderful look at their gums in the process…
Hey!!! Hel-lo! I CAN SEE YOU DOING THAT!!!
Now I know sommaya gonna say that I coúld look away… That nobody is forcing me to look at that display of disgust… Lemmetellya! There is NO way you can look away and pretent you did not just witness that, once it’s caught your attention…
So Puh-lease, folks, if you need to do that with your dentures, do it in the privacy of your own homes… I have no desire to see dentures darting in and out of someones mouth…
Is it me??? That’s just groce, right???
