Nov 27
He’s Gotta Learn: Life’s A Bitch…
Can somebody please explain to The Kid that:
- Yes, I AM the Mom from Hell and that is because that’s what being a Mom is all about…
- We are supposed to be like that… to make sure they do not become Kids from Hell…
- He is not the only one to have a Mom from Hell, we all have one
- I am supposed to make his life a bitch…
- I am supposed to not let him do anything he wants to do…
- I am supposed to not let him have anything he wants to have…
- I am supposed to cuddle him in front of his classmates and/or friends…
- I am supposed to act like a moron in public… I am obligated to do so by law…
- He is still supposed to give me great gifts for my birthday, Mother’s Day, Christmas and such… If he doesn’t, things will only get tougher…
- He should be happy I have not yet taken him out of school and have him work his butt off in a some sweatshop, as most other Moms from Hell usually do…
- Yes, I am loving every bitching minute of it!
I just can’t seem to get this message thru to him… He keeps thinking that a Mom should be all fun and cuddly and supportive… Ugh…
