The Dutch Files

May 29

My treat

I decided that I could do with the wisdom from a Fortune Cookie… This was mine… There’s plenty to go ’round, so go get one… I can’t wait to hear what yours said!

Your Fortune Is

Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg not find nuts.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

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6 Dutch Treats to “My treat”

1. on 29 May 2006 at 8:45 pm

   He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

2. on 30 May 2006 at 7:06 am

   7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

   (Which is right…. Had to think reeeeeeeeaaaaaal hard before I ‘got’ this one, ahum…..)

3. on 30 May 2006 at 8:26 am

   Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg not find nuts.

4. on 30 May 2006 at 11:18 am

   This was mine:

   Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

5. on 31 May 2006 at 2:51 am

   “The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.”

   Oookay. Best way to make fortune cookie generator funny, smoke lots of weed.

6. on 31 May 2006 at 8:36 am

   LMAO at Schad!!

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