Jul 31
Special -Free of Charge- Blog Friend Service
As a special service to my most loyal blog readers I give you the
Please feel free to use it to your advantage. There is no reason to be ashamed. Everyone of us has had to resort to similar methods every now in then in their lifes, right?
This service is totally free of charge! That’s what a nice person I am!
Good Luck!!!
Dear [insert addressee name]
Believe me, I really did not slam into your car / cheat on you / step on your cat / sleep with you and infect you with an STD* on purpose.
Let’s be honest. How was I supposed to know that my breaks would give out / that babe could lure me away so easily / that cat would jump rÃght under my shoes / the condom would rip*?
How can I make it up to you? Would you like me to take you out to dinner / pay for the damages / refund your doctor’s bill / bribe the vet / disappear out of your life*?
Or would you rather I provide you with money / a wedding ring / a new pet / an ointment to treat the itching*?
Please let me know how I can make it up to you. You can call / email / fax / casually address / summon* me. Whichever suits you best.
Kind regards,
[insert your name here]
* = circle whichever applies to situation
[Disclaimer: DutchBitch is not responsible for any negative consequences as a result of use of the above letter. However, abundant reward for any positive consequences is
it would be a REALLY bad day if you had to circle ALL of the options!
Very funny!
Just so you know, I have gotten behind on reading your blog because my feed reader isn’t working right. I use bloglines and it isn’t picking up feeds for some reason.