Archive for February, 2007

Feb 23 2007

Muah!

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First topic of today: a big… what am I saying? a HUGE, WET, SLOPPY, NO TONGUE IN THERE, LOVING, FAT

to all of you that visited my little sissie at Vandalizing Thoughts and gave her some TLC now that she’s going thru a serious rough patch… You are beautiful people! I’ll be checking in on how she’s doing after I’ve taken The Kid to The Ex and his little sleepover friend to his Mommy (The Boss’ Ex)!

Please keep that TLC coming and don’t forget to check out the guestpost by my tenant Gina from Evolution of Gina below.

Did I tell ya I love y’all? I do…!!!

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Feb 23 2007

Gina in a Quoting Mood

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As I do with all my tenants, I also asked Gina from Evolution of Gina if she was up for a guestpost. She replied to me that she´d love to, but that right now she was barely able to come up with an original thought. We decided that I would roam her blog for a fitting post and “throw” that on my blog. I decided to have her “In A Quoting Mood, Huh…” post of February 3 over to visit on my blog, so here’ goes. Behold Gina’s Guest Post!

I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.” - Brigid Brophy

The closest sound to Roseanne Barr’s singing the national Anthem was my cat being neutered.” - Johnny Carson

Violence is as American as cherry pie.” - Edward Bulwer-Lytton, Baron Lytton

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill.” - Thomas Alva Edison

The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you.” - Nancy Astor

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do.” - Jerome K. Jerome

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant:if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.” - Anne Bradstreet

To refuse praise reveals a desire to be praised twice over.” - Duc de la Rochefoucauld

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.” - William Butler Yeats

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.” - Robert Frost

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.” - Franklin D. Roosevelt

My philosophy has always been simple: Believe in yourself.” - Tommy John

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Feb 22 2007

Last Call

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O.M.F.G!

Somebody hold me back… restrain me (no Nzdanboy, not like thát…!!!)…

If I am confronted with one more of those Call TV bitches working their way into my living room, I am gonna smash my fist thru the TV screen, drag them thru it and beat the crap out of them!!!

STFU! No! I don’t wátch Call TV, but there is no escaping it when flicking the channels on Dutch TV. Any time of day. They’re everywhere. Trying to lure everyone into calling their fucking expensive fraud 0900 numbers…

What bugs me most about it all though, is that the bitches presenting the Call TV shows: they just don’t have the ability to talk… They do not keep a normal tone of voice… They have friggin’ 350 decibel coming out of their bitch-mouths… The guys on Call TV don’t irriate me as much, as they don’t tend to scream. It’s those bitches and their nasty voices that blare out of my TV when I flick past their channel who are fucking me up… It’s like soundbites of Fran Fine x 1,000,000,000!

I am sure they’re all related to Ty Pennington… They have a built in megaphone I am telling ya…

I don’t mind the Call TV shows per se. Apparently there is a market for them. And I can choose just not to watch them (and honestly, flicking the channels at nighttime is even worse: seeing a whorebag fondle herself every other channel as Dutch TV at nighttime is flooded with sex-ads). I just really really really really really really hate people who have to scream to validate themselves all the time… Does it show?

On another note: if you can spare some time, please go see my little sissie (she really ís my sister). She’s going thru a rough patch and could do with some supporting comments…

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Feb 21 2007

US-Me Stick

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OK… this one is kinda original… I guess…


And this one I am sure The Kid would love…

This one, on the other hand, is just plain nasty…

While this one, seems very practical…

But this one is my #1! I LUV this one!!!


It’s called the Domina *satanic grin* USB memory stick… Don’t you think it’s really “me”?
That’s going on my wishlist for sure!!!

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Feb 20 2007

Message to Jack

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OK… I really didn’t have anything else to say to Dear Jack…Ass… or who-ever he is…

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