The Dutch Files

Mar 20

Open Letter to Bicycle Bitch

Dear Ill Mannered Bicycle Bitch,

So you seriously felt that when The DutchBitch walked out of the Medical Center parking facility with a heavy ass suitcase with all the Schiermonnikoog course stuff… making her way thru the ongoing road works… where the whole road was blocked aside from a tiny tiny tiiiiiinnnyy footpath for pedestrians, just leaving enough room for both way pedestrians to make their way thru… encountering a sign for cyclists saying “Cyclists please go aróund the roadworks” meaning you would have to go an extra 20 meters (phew)… it would be a guh-reat idea to ignore that, keep your lazy ass ON your bike and push your way thru the pedestrians on that tiny footpath… consequently pushing a lady and her young child aside and riding your shit ass bike over my DutchBitch toes in my brandnew leather boots would be your best option?

And you seriously felt that my calmly stated “OR you could have just NOT ignored the bicycle sign and just gone the extra 20 meters and NOT cycle over my foot, bitch” was an uncalled for remark and needed retribution in the form of tipping over my heavy ass suitcase with your foot?

You are SO wrong! I don’t give a shit what-e-ver you think! You are an ill mannered bitch!

And newsflash: I will have the last laugh… as your boss (and my former boss) just came up to our department and introduced you ass his new junior researcher and “would I be a doll and please help you find your way around the medical center” as he is in between secretaries at the moment…

Your facial expression -the moment you realized who you had actually just been introduced to- was priceless…

You have fucked with the wrong bitch. Kiss your career ass goodbye…

Sincerely,

DutchBitch

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17 Dutch Treats to “Open Letter to Bicycle Bitch”

1. on 20 Mar 2007 at 12:48 pm

   Oooooh, that’s priceless. Schadenfreude, as it were. :)

2. on 20 Mar 2007 at 1:52 pm

   It’s gonna suck to be her!

3. on 20 Mar 2007 at 2:36 pm

   You goooooooo girl!

   *3 snaps*

4. on 20 Mar 2007 at 2:52 pm

   Schad: It is! LOL

   Blogarita: You can’t even imagine HOW much it’s gonna suck to be her… ;-)

   Misfit Duck: I am ggggggggggoooooooiinnnnnggg!!! :-)

5. on 20 Mar 2007 at 3:06 pm

   There is a warning I have heard.

   Be careful! The ass you kick today is the ass you may have to kiss tomorrow.

   Hopefully she learns her lesson. LOL

6. on 20 Mar 2007 at 4:04 pm

   That is just fuckin’ gorgeous. The world makes perfect sense right now. :D

7. on 20 Mar 2007 at 4:18 pm

   He he he. She’s never gonna know what hit her. LOL

8. on 20 Mar 2007 at 5:15 pm

   Giggle. Thank god for karma.

9. on 20 Mar 2007 at 6:04 pm

   Finn: PERFECT sense… Great isn’t it? 8)

   Attila: LOL, she isn’t… *satanic laughter*

   Liane: Hers isn’t working for her right now though ;-)

10. on 20 Mar 2007 at 10:16 pm

    Cannot WAIT to hear more of this - AWESOME!!

11. on 21 Mar 2007 at 1:06 am

    Absolutely awesome. Be careful who you piss off. It will haunt you in the future.

12. on 21 Mar 2007 at 1:37 am

    Oh baby! Sweet, sweet karma! Yeah! Get her!

13. on 21 Mar 2007 at 4:06 am

    Oh boy!

    I can’t WAIT to hear about how you make her life a living hell! Bwhahahaha!!!

14. on 21 Mar 2007 at 4:37 am

    Sucks to be her!! Go get her…and keep us posted on those priceless facial expressions that are sure to come! :)

15. on 21 Mar 2007 at 6:03 am

    That letter is priceless :)

    Welcome to wordpress.. How do you like it? If you have any questions or need help please ask.. You always put a smile on my face too.. Ik vind je wel leuk.. Jij bent een lieverd. Fijne dag verder..xxx :D (do you want me to change or add your new link?)

16. on 21 Mar 2007 at 9:50 am

    Tug: I’ll be sure to keep you posted! :-)

    Fab: I’m on it! This is a chance I could not pass up, LOL

    Pissy: Bwahahahahaha! indeed! *satanic grin*

    Jenny: LOL, I will, no worries there. Great blogging material!

    Peety: Thanks Hon! I had a hickup with it this a.m. but it seems fine now and I ike it very much! Yes, please change my link, thanks! Jij ook een fijne dag! :-)

17. on 21 Mar 2007 at 8:48 pm

    Ha! Stupid cow, that look must have been well worth seeing, did you smile wickedly, throw back your head and laugh menacingly?

    I guess not, she would’ve run for cover already :) Great post

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