Never a dull moment
So on Wednesday they moved Dutchyland’s very own badass mothagansta to the prison hospital in Scheveningen (yeah, pronounce that! I dare ya!). That means no longer extra security measures in the medical center, no more lame gangsta jokes, no Rent-A-Fences in front of the main entrance, no more journalists wandering around… and… no more hot ass cops!!!
Well, maybe it’s for the best… I was getting serious Ass-RSI from wiggling it in front of those hot cops all the time, anyway.
So we?re back to The DutchBitch being the biggest liability of the medical center again. To me being the most dangerous person around. To me being the biggest security risk. I?m glad to have my spot at the top of the list back. I don?t like losing my rating to a crap gangsta whose nickname is “The Nose” (and that’s not because he has such a great sense of smell, it’s because his nose is huge)…
Anyway, never a dull moment though… Yesterday I came into the office only to smell something burning. I saw that the fire doors had been closed overnight. But then, that could’ve also been because of the kazillionth fire security system test. They go on and on and on, every hour of the day, so that would be no suprise. I walked around our offices and all the other offices on our floor (yes, “fortunately”, aside from being management-assistant and head of the secretariat at our department, I was also “crowned” floor coordinator by our division manager *sigh*). I could find nothing out of the ordinary but just to 
make sure I called Security. I figured those guys were kinda bummed out, as their exciting time with the cops was over, anyway, so I’d call them to the rescue.
Turns out that probably one of the patients 2 floors up from ours felt that -after the badass mothafucka gangsta moving out- the medical center had lost its touch… had lost its excitement… needed a buzz…
So the mothafucka patient, appartently admitted at the Stomach-, Bowel- and Liverdisease department…
s e t – f i r e – t o – h i s – r o o m !!!!!!!!!!
They spent the better part of the night putting out the fire and moving all the patients to another floor. Crap! I might have missed out on some hot firemen, while I was sound asleep at DutchBitch Casa!!! On the other hand: the cops might be back to do some serious CSI… Like I said: Never A Dull Moment in this place…
Thank God It’s Friday! *Yaaawwwwwnnnnnnnn*
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Oh boy, if I had a dollar for all the times that I have heard stories like this from my doctor wife, then I would make just about the same amount that she does.
I lost track of you Dutchy, I screwed up and never updated my bloglines and it was only today that I realized that I hadn’t read your blog in quite some time. Now I have it all updated so I’ll be back soon. Cheers!
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Scheveningen…..hmmm…Skaivaineengen? (sk is that throaty hard amsterdam pronoucing noise)
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Brandon: Welcome back. Missed ya! Anyone else need to update their Bloglines? ’cause I have some more blogbuddies missing in action, come to think of it…
Misfit Duck: Na-ah.. it’s the scraping “g”, not the “sk” g… Try again! ;-)
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Setting a fire in a hospital around here would be serious jail time!
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Buffalodickdy: No worries, over here as well!
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The room, the room, the room is on fire!
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I think I might have visited Scheveningen when I was there in the 80′s. I might have to dig out my old pictures. LOL
“The Nose”? Surely the could have come up with a better name than that.
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D-man: Well not anymore, silly :-)
Lynda: Dig ‘m out! And nope. The Nose was all they could think of up till now… Or what they dared come up with, maybe.. I know I am not going there either…
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Maybe this guy was on the wrong floor… sounds like a psych patient to me…
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Cops AND firemen? **sigh** I’m jealous……
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oooh, excitement in Dutchyland! what a dumbass! too bad he didn’t set his own dumb ass on fire!
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Few points?..
Point one: Ohhhh no! They took away the hot cops? Girl, I was living vicariously through your sightings.
Point two: Screw this?.I am moving in with you and I?m coming to work in your hospital. You get the famous patients, you get the hot cops, the steaming firemen, and crazier patients. I will be packing this weekend.
Point three: Have a fucktastically wonderful weekend. Try to stay out of trouble Dutchy!
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Finn: Yeah, to me too! But then, he could also be a Pyro up shit creeck stomach-/bowel- and/or liver wise…
Tug: Well, I missed out on the firemen…
Dawn: You know, I am not even that sure he didn’t actually ;-)
MistressM: 1) Yeah, sucks huh? 2) Na-ah, if you are moving here we’ll be rotating all of those categories! 3) You too!!!!
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Gotta love those gansta’s Dutchy! :) Oh, and of course, hot ass police officers!
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First of all, I had no idea they even have gangstas in Dutchyland. Second, did they at least move him to the, say, PSYCH departmen? Christ.
Oh, and congratulations on your coronation! :P
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Oops. I mean “even have.” Hheehee.
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Is this a mental hospital you work at? If not, I hope they transported that person to one.
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Someone set fire to their own room?!?!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear God, girl! You need your own sitcom.
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You made me smile ;) *thanks* You get all the action.. See that is why you look so young!! (that is your secret?) Then I am in the wrong profession.. Yihaa I love your stories.. You have an excellent taste for humor.. *hugs* Wishing you a wonderful NON stressfull week-end..*kiss* xoxoox
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Lucy: Oh, I love ‘m to death ;-)
Barb: Hon! We do! People get shot and shit like that only too often. We have plenty gangstas…
Jane: Nope, no mental hospital though walking ’round a times they could’ve fooled me… But then, that’s the personnel I am talking about now ;-)
Pissy: Yup! LOL
Shelli: Nah… I think a mix of sitcom, CSI, horror and romantic comedy. How ’bout that? :-)
Peety: You are welcome! Yeah, I get all the action… Well, sorta… they tell me about it when I arrive in the office. You have a great weekend too! Muah!
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Geezus. Maybe they should have admitted him to the psych ward!
You saved the day, Dutchy! Woohoo!
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Attila: Well, don’t know about the saving. Had nuttin’ to do with that. Psych ward will probably be his next stop…
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