Archive for May, 2007

It’s HIS fault!

Posted on May 31st, 2007 by by DutchBitch

My notebook of 3 years old is acting up… It’s been re-installed twice already and I’ve had the Hell Dell mechanic over 3 times already as well… It was paid for by my department, courtesy of my boss, as I do a lot of extra work from home… One time only offer at the time…
The [...]

Hit-Bitch

Posted on May 30th, 2007 by by DutchBitch

I drove to the office this morning…
Later than usual because I had to take The Kid to school…
She was there… again… I was in line behind her… again…
SHE DID IT AGAIN! Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!
I did it.
I shot her.
I killed HandBag Bitch…
Do you think they’ll go for “self defense” and “favor to society” at my trial?
I mean, it [...]

Open Letter to Handbag Bitch

Posted on May 29th, 2007 by by DutchBitch

Dear Handbag Bitch,
For 14 years I’ve been working at this medical center now and for the past 9 years we’ve had the luxury of parking facility. Of these past 9 years I can safely say that I’ve encountered you at about 8 a.m. fairly every morning we both have to report for duty at the [...]

Pimpin’ Lovely Lucy

Posted on May 28th, 2007 by by DutchBitch

I really loved the Rent My Blog scheme on Blog Explosion. I like renting out sidebar space to other bloggers, pimp out their blog and send some traffic their way. It’s a great way to find new blogs. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work on a Wordpress.com blog because it doesn’t allow javascript (and “no”, I am [...]

Name That Sextoy – Contest Results

Posted on May 27th, 2007 by by DutchBitch

Hiy’all! Here I am with the contest results. It was a hard hard hard judging process, but I got thru it. I had to stop every few entries as I was getting too excited from it all. So that’s why it took me a while…
In total 22 people left entries in the comments section of [...]

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