May 27
Name That Sextoy - Contest Results
Hiy’all! Here I am with the contest results. It was a hard hard hard judging process, but I got thru it. I had to stop every few entries as I was getting too excited from it all. So that’s why it took me a while…
In total 22 people left entries in the comments section of the contest, all together fucking me up with 114 entries in total. Yeah, thanks Sans, as you provided 69 of those 114. Sans deserves a special mention as he is the absolute king of number of contest entries! Obviously there were so many entries to choose from that I won’t need a vibrator anytime soon to get my satisfaction in it was really too hard to choose a winner, but I did. I would love to give everyone a prize, but then it wouldn’t be a contest anymore, would it?
I masturbated thought long and hard and in the end these are the results:
The Golden Vibrator - award goes to the absolute winner: buffalodickdy from Opinions and Rectums - We’ve all got one. He came up with ?The Vaginator?, a simple yet effective name that sent me to my top-climax. Especially in combination with the description of each speed available on ?The Vaginator?: The ?Vaginator? ! 4 speeds: ?Slow Poke?, ?This Pud?s For You?, ?Freight Trains? A-Comin!?, and top speed- ?I Smell Smoke!? Custom fitted- size and color appropriate. 5,000 stroke battery life, sound effects optional.
I very much like the fact that sound effects are optional and it has a 5,000 stroke battery. Every girls knows how fucked up you can get from being all hot and bothered and then running out of batteries with all the stores closed and/or your wallet empty! Buffalodickdy being such a cooking prince, he won himself the cookbook ?Dutch Delight?! A prize with an appropriate title, containing recipies for all kinds of typical Dutch dishes. Please email me your address, Hon, and the book and some other Dutch Treats will be on it?s way to you!
Obviously with 114 entries, there had to be some runners up.There was no getting ’round it!
The Silver Cock Ring - award goes to Webmiztris from Tiny Voices In My Head for her entry “The Clit Flicker“. That triggered the right spot with me for sure! Hon! You KNOW what women want (Fuck that Mel Gibson, he hasn’t got a clue!). Somehow a vibo called that would certainly work for me. As long as it isn’t shaped as something cute and colored pink, but I am sure, the entry coming from you, it wouldn’t be!
And finally The Bronze Whip - award goes to metalmom for her entry “Itsy bitsy teeny ?weenie? with yellow polka dot clit genie“. I had to grant that one a prize too, although the “teeny” part I could do without *wink wink*. But I am sure it comes in different sizes and the “genie” part will make up for that BIG time!
Both of you have won yourself the book “Sex On The Beach and Other Wild Drinks!“. Please be so kind as to email me your addresses as well, and I will make sure the book makes it’s way to you a.s.a.p. As soon as I’ve tried all drinks in there myself, obviously. So don’t go all fuzzy on me if it has some spilled cocktail spots on there, ok?
If you wanna have a look at all the entries, please go to the comments section of the contest. I assure you they are ALL worth being hooked up as the name for a new sex toy. EVERYONE thank you thank you thank you for playing! You’ve made my Blogaversary so much fun! I had a great time reading all the entries. I don’t think I’ve ever had more comments on a post than the contest one. Please keep ?m coming, I love to read all your comments and I do my utmost to reciprocate on your blogs as much as I can. Now I am off taking my perverted mind for another browse thru your contest entries doing some more holiday laundry. Have a great Sunday!
18 Dutch Treats to “Name That Sextoy - Contest Results”
Congrats to the winners! It was fun contest and I agree with the results, it was a fair judgement even though you were the only one judge unlike the X Factor contest lol (how appropriate name it would have been for yours)
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Way too funny. Congrats to the winners and you probably need to take a rest now from all that, um, reading you have been doing.
Good cuntest. Bravo to the winners.
I am honored! Many competitors, much imagination! I’m gonna need some imagination when trying to explain to my wife how I won a cookbook!
Oh, those were great!!! I tried like hell to think of one for you, but never could get something that sounded “right”. LOL
OH, I wanna be pimped in your sidebar!!! I wanna be a cool kid!
Congrats to the winners!! You had some awesome ’submissions’…and like Shelli said, you probably need to rest now. ;-)
Thank you!!!I’ve been wondering what to do with all the alcohol in my cupboard! I’ll have stuff to try now! Please earmark your favorites!! LOL
Congratulations to buffalodickdy, Webmiztris and metalmom.
Thank you DutchBitch for an excellent contest, and permitting me to overflow!
yay, I’m so “excited”! you’re right, dutchy, you shouldn’t expect any less when it “comes” to an “entry” from me! :D
Congratulations to ll the winners.. Now, would one of the winners be so kind as to scan in each page of your winning book and email it to me?? Thanks.. ;)
And to the sexy Dutch Bitch- I miss youuuuuuuuuu.. Sorry for my lack of absence lately my health has been terrible!!
Hope you enjoy Pinksterdag!!! xoxoxo *hugs* for a wonderful lady..
FroggyWoogie: Ya think I should’ve had La Abdul join in the judging fun?
Shelli: Phew… yes… I do…
D-Man: Trust you to squeeze in “cuntest”, LOL
buffalodickdy: Congrats Hon! Well, that’s your problem, ;-)
Lucy: Consider yourself my first pimpin “bitch”
Tug: Yeah, I do,
metalmom: You’re welcome!
Sans: No problem ;-)
webmiztris: I know!
Peety: That is ok, Hon. Hope you’ll feel better soon! Muah!
Deserving winners they are, and no surprise given their perverted histories!
Fab: buffalodickdy, webmiztris and metalmom perverted? Really?
LMAO! Only YOU, Missy ;-)
Bahahahahaha! Metalmom’s entry is totally cracking me up!
LisaB: Me? *halo*
Attila: It is funny, isn’t it?
Man… I thought I was in like Flynn for this contest.
I’m very sad I missed this contest.