OMFG! I am soooooooooooooooooooooo tired! My mood is fine, the world is a happy place to me right now, I am just so fucking tired… When the alarmclock buzzes in the morning, I feel like crying, pulling the covers over my head, and making the world go away… Ugh…
I am ready for summer holiday to start… Bugger that I will have to wait for July 23 for that to happen… And being in the midst of conference season, my colleague being on a “decision-made-in-a-split-second-a-week-before-3-week”-holiday and all the faculty trying to get stuff finalized before their summer holidays starts (July 23 as well) means Ultra Busy Weeks Ahead…
So… you can come out now… Yes, you! I mean, you! That one in a million gorgeous, hot, kind, sexy, monogamous, putting me on a pedestole, lathering me with luxury and gifts (think: shoes, bags, lingerie, dresses, hot car), taking me on wonderful exotic holidays, exquisite dinners, hard working, leaving me in peace when I need it, not afraid of a beautiful intelligent sexy self sufficient independent woman, sexgod, topmasseur Millionaire who has had a crush on me for years now… The time is right… you can come out and make yourself known… It’s thé perfect moment to introduce yourself to me and take me away to that exotic place on your yacht where we’ll be nekkid, drink champagne and have hot steaming sex, all day and allllll night long. Guaranteed succes… Failsafe… Come out come out wherever you are!
*crickets*
*more crickets*
*frog*
*those bloody crickets again*
Yeah… OK. Thanks for that… Dream on Dutchy… *sigh* OK, I guess I can be content with someone who can give me a mean full body massage for the moment… If that Mr Millionaire is too chicken to ask me out…
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That frog you heard croaking- might be your prince and just needs a little kiss….
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buffalodicky: tried that, been there, got the Tshirt…
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How do you feel about threesomes?
;)
:D
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I’m so sorry! Here I am hogging up the good guy! Wanna borrow him? LOL I’ll light a wish candle and wish one your way!
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When he comes out, ask if he has a friend for me.
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I’m convinced that dream guy doesn’t exist…. we’re not having any luck finding a guy like that for my friend, Kimi, in Central PA either!!
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Good luck with it, Dutchy!
No one deserves it more than you. :)
If it helps, we have the same problem here in Hell….. :(
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d-man: As long as I can feel in a threesome I feel fine about it ;-)
metalmom: Thanks Hon!
Finn: Nah, I’ll just take him to the medical center and have him cloned for ya. No prob!
webmiztris: Well, a girl’s gotta dream… right?
Pissy: So no use “going to hell” either than, I guess… Crap! I’ve been trying so hard!
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They really do come out when you least expect it, whatever it is you are dreaming of :) Cliched I know, but it happened to me, so I’m a convert. Perhaps he just hasn’t become awesome enough for you yet. He’s taking lessons and he’ll be at your door any day now… Anyway, how are you going to keep blogging with all that island hopping and fine food and fancy car driving?
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Mau: Well, obviously we will have our own personal WiFi that’ll work everywhere and I’ll just make time ;-) I will try to work on the “least expecting it” bit now…
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OMG love the new digs!! I had no idea you were such a smokin’ hottie!! Although, I suppose I should have.
Ugly girls never invite me anywhere. :-)
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Miss Britt: Well thank ya Hon! Hotties should unite!
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