Archive for July, 2007

The “Dutchess” of Blogland

Posted on July 31st, 2007 by by DutchBitch

From the D to the U, the T-C, the H, the Y, and can no other lady turn the head of a guy. She’s Dutchalicious.But she IS promiscuous. And if you were suspicious, oh that ain’t fictitious….she blows. What? You expected more? No, that’s the end of this Dutchess’s song.
Are you aware of how I [...]

Her only request was no lesbian porn.

Posted on July 30th, 2007 by by DutchBitch

Welcome to day… um… something of DutchBitch’s vacay.  Today your host will be the ever fabulous Miss Britt.  (That’s me)
As every blogger knows, a guest post is merely an opportunity to siphon traffic from another blogger.  And, er, do something nice.  Obviously my motives are mainly altruistic.  Mainly.
ANYway – my post.  Guest posting is always [...]

Ode to the Queen

Posted on July 29th, 2007 by by DutchBitch

Hello my fellow Dutch File Fans. I am Peety and I will be your insane host for today while the Queen Bitch catches up on her beauty sleep. (You know us Bitches)
Well In Honor of the Queen Bitch herself I present, Bitchin’ Humor:
1.Little Johnnie was learning new words. “Mum, what’s pussy?” Mother pointed at [...]

Invitation to Anarchy

Posted on July 28th, 2007 by by DutchBitch

QUESTION # 569: INVITATION TO ANARCHY
Dear Useless Men,
OK… So I know it’s been done before… I’ve done so for others but I am still gonna jump on the bandwagon…
I will be on holiday July 26 – August 6 and yes… I am looking for bloggers to go out on a limb and do a post [...]

Buffalo Dick Covers For DutchBitch-Day

Posted on July 27th, 2007 by by DutchBitch

Well, here I am at Dutchies’ place!
Always wanted to go thru her drawers, I just hoped when I did she’d be in them! Oh well… Let’s see what we’ve got.
Top drawer- a ton of batteries, must have alot of power outages… Wait a minute- those aren’t flashlights! About the same size of one though…
Second drawer- [...]