Jul 27

Buffalo Dick Covers For DutchBitch-Day

Published by DutchBitch at 8:00 AM under 12 Days of Anarchy, Guestposting

Well, here I am at Dutchies’ place!

Always wanted to go thru her drawers, I just hoped when I did she’d be in them! Oh well… Let’s see what we’ve got.

buffalodickdy-s.jpgTop drawer- a ton of batteries, must have alot of power outages… Wait a minute- those aren’t flashlights! About the same size of one though…

Second drawer- 1,2,3,4,-9 outfits! And they don’t weigh more than 1/2 a kilo combined.. seems to like black…

Let’s check the closet… My God! She actually owns those spiked heels and red leather boots!

Checking the fridge next… not much of a boozer, just a little girlie wine..

Whole place is “Dutch clean” as we say in W.Michigan-meaning eating off the floor is an option! The computer looks like it’s hooked into NORAD-she knows her stuff…

This is an all points bulletin to the single men in a 100km radius-you need to get to know this woman! You must be a decent, employed male in the 35-45 range, who likes The Kid, and is up to handling a strong willed woman with nice ta-tas.

My work is done here…


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8 Dutch Treats to “Buffalo Dick Covers For DutchBitch-Day”

  1. metalmomon 27 Jul 2007 at 3:08 PM

    Love the photo. Is it really you? It was nice of you to put the call out to the single men. Do you think they’ll hear? And exactly what were those things that weren’t flashlights anyway? :shock: OOH!! Never mind!! :oops:

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  2. buffalodickdyon 27 Jul 2007 at 4:19 PM

    Metalmom- I asked Dutchie to find something like a buffalo with a bra hanging off his horns, and darned if she didn’t do it!

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  3. Lyndaon 27 Jul 2007 at 6:31 PM

    Don’t forget to check The Kid’s closet. I bet she hid all the good stuff there!

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  4. Jenon 27 Jul 2007 at 6:46 PM

    Nice job! I liked the add at the end! ; )

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  5. Lucyon 27 Jul 2007 at 7:18 PM

    Great post Buffalodicky! I bet I have more batteries than her though….probably shouldn’t ever let you come check MY drawers!

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  6. FroggyWoogieon 27 Jul 2007 at 10:50 PM

    You didn’t get it. She LOVES playing with video games and those batteries are for joy sticks…
    :mrgreen:

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  7. shortieon 28 Jul 2007 at 12:31 AM

    LOL Where did she go?? I must have missed a post. LOL

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  8. DutchBitchon 07 Aug 2007 at 3:38 PM

    Yeah, thanks… Can you bring back the red bra and boots now. I need them to run the blog again…

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