Geez, I feel really bad. I’ve been busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking content. I’m up to my asshole in alligators. I’m as busy as a one armed paper hanger. You get the idea… I haven’t even checked in here at Dutchyland in week or so. I’m a shitty blogger friend…

Anyhow, it’s my turn to guest post, and I have Nothing. Big surprise to those of you who regularly read my shitty little blog.

So, I’ll just share with you all what I’ve been doing right now. Well, not really now, it was a few minutes ago.

Nobody’s Girl is 4 years old. She would have turned 5 in October, but I shot her.

For some reason she refuses to go to bed at night. Actually, she will go to her bed, but once she gets there she just cries and throws a fit. She did this tonight. I told her over and over that she better stop it. Finally, I’d had enough. I told her if she didn’t stop, I was getting the gun.

I bought a .22 pistol a few months back, and she seemed quite concerned that I would use it to shoot her. She’s terrified of that gun.

But not enough that she stopped crying. So I shot her. Three times. She didn’t seem to enjoy it. But I did. So did Nobody’s Boy. He’s tired of her bullshit too.

Lucky for her I didn’t use the .22 pistol. I used Nobody’s Boy’s water gun.

I’m easily amused.

-Nobody™