Sep 18
A girl’s gotta do, what a girl’s gotta do…
*clothes dropping to floor*
Hmmmmm…..
Hmmmmmmmmmmm…
Ohhhhh….
Hmmmm……..
*wiggling ass*
Ohhh… hmmm…..
*click - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Oh… Hmmmmmm…… Ahhhhhhhhhh……
Hmmmmmm………….
*click - rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Oooooohhhhh…. Hmmm….. Hmmmmm….
Ooohh….. yessssss….
Right there…. Yesssss…… Hmmmmm…….
*click - RZRZRZRZRZRRZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZ*
O . M . G . !!!
Oh yes, yes, yes! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
*squirming*
Hmmmmm…. Yyyyyyeeessss… OOoooooohhh… Yessssssss…..
Ahhhh.. Ah… AH!!! Oooohh… Yesssss… Yesssss….
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
*click*
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh….
*sigh*
Hmmm………
*looking up*
Hey!? WTF!? How long have y’all been standing there?
Have you been watching me all the time? I mean… ALL the time?
OMFG! You sick sick fucks!
What are you starin’ at? Have you never seen a girl Blog-sturbate before?
Was it as good for you as it was for me? Was it?
Great blogasm. Again please!
FroggyWoogie: No worries… I can go again and again and again and again and…
Probably not, no.
that was awesome. thank you for a good morning.
WDKY: Awwww, I’m sorry…
Libragirl: You’re welcome
I totally whacked off to this post.
Fab: Well, that’s a fiance’s job to help you do that, isn’t it?
Thanks for that piece of information, by the way…
Very funny. Blogsturbate and blogasm. Great words.
Where you using a toy? I got distracted by the clicking. Or what that your clit ring? Nipple rings? Nipple rings attached with a chain to the clit ring? Inquiring minds and all…
See what you did? You got me all flustered. Were you using a toy? Or was that your clit ring?
I’m so… um…
HEY LOOK! A comment!
At first I just thought you really enjoyed vacuuming. Then I thought…well my thought still contained electric devices and rugs.
That’s the first time I’ve seen/read (?) someone blog-sturbate - Hilarious!
No, I wasn’t watching, I swear!
(I was reading.)
Shelli: Thanks Hon, I’m not sure I’m the first to use them but I thought they were pretty funny LOL
Finn: I do have a piercing but it’s in a safe place… not my nipple and not my clit, but in my navel… Can’t reach the G-spot with that, but my toy does very well ;-)
Britt: Where?
Pixies husband: Who knows… it might have been the vacuum cleaner after all…
Jarod: Thanks Hon, LOL
Lynda: You’re saying you can’t multitask? WTF?
Alright, alright, alright! You have my complete and undivided attention!
Joefish: Well, about fucking time! Sheesh!!!
I can’t stop laughing at Finn, Britt and Lynda! I can’t believe I got here late to the party! Would you do it again? And let me watch?
Mmm..My A-S was Mojito!
It’s time to lower your standards and bone a real person! Suspend your high expectations of men for one night and save energy the planet may need later!
P.S. You talk about this, and then worry about security? Gimme a break!
metalmom: Sure Hon, here we go. Hang on to your ass!
Buff: There will be no lowering of standards. Seen it, done it, been there, no fun. Feels like shit. Besides, there’s no man that can top what I can do to myself!
That was fucking hot. Post pics.
Man, makes me wish I had a smoke.
MC: Smoking’s not good for you, anyway, Hon…
Nobody: What makes you think I had a free hand to take pics…
I feel…dirty.
I’m curious if you’re the first to ever use the term, ‘Blog-sturbate’.