Sep 24
Heavy equipment required
So ehm… this here…
… has been lying around here for quite a while…
years and years to be exact…
Anyone interested in that particular key?
Ehm… so… if you are… you might also wanna bring this…
To be able to break your way through this…
… which I’ve carefully built around myself…
And ehm… you might wanna take one of those too…
… to cross the river of tears of loneliness I cried in the past years…
It’s deep and wide… that river…
Oh, and while your at it… pack this as well…
…to shovel your way thru the pile of
left behind by the fucktards that I encountered in the past years…
…the just lusty ones… the married ones… the lying bastard ones…
And then when you’ve finally reached this
Please be careful with it… Don’t drop it…
Don’t walk all over it…
Cuz it’ll break easily and end up like this…
Thank you for listening to me whine… I apologize… I am not really feeling “it” today… I’ve slipped into one of my WTF-is-wrong-with-me moods… All I feel right now is lonely…
seems to be going around….
Come and lie on my couch, darling…
*Big hugs*
I can certainly sympathize. I find myself in this state of mind all too frequently. Keep smiling though. Life will get better. At some point. I’m sure of it.
As long as the heavy equipment isn’t my penis because, well, you know…
Feel better honey!
If you’re not feeling “it”, would you like to feel mine? I’ll share.
Sweetie, cheer up. Someone’s out there-I know it. Just make sure your smile’s on and your makeup is great,because YOU NEVER KNOW!
I hope you feel better soon! Sending you a warm hug and positive vibes.
I’m there with you Dutchy. We can be a crappy and “eh” mood together my dear!
Big hug to you and warm thoughts. See, you have all of your friends like a loving blanket to protect and comfort you.
Awwww baby. Come on over here to the states and I’ve got a whole slew of people I could set you up with.
And they come complete with their OWN shit!
On the bright side… there is a sale on rechargeable batteries over at Wal*Mart…
*HUGS*
Muah! You have a beautiful heart; there’s a guy out there who’s worthy of it.
As ever, I hope you soon find a man that fits your specifications, or loves you-or both!
Yeah, like Katherine said…seems to be going around.
((hugs))
Dutchy,
It has come to my attention that you are not feeling so well. For this I am truly remorseful. However, I do not come to this site to be depressed and forlorn. I need to see post’s about leather boots and dutch prostitutes or I just don’t know what is going to happen. Please rectify this calamity as soon as possible.
Sincerely,
JQ
P.S I am just kidding! Pixie and I love you! You crazy Dutchbitch you! You’ll find M. Recht. Hope you feel better later.
Katherine: Guess it’s the time of year for it…
WDKY: is it a nice and soft couch?
Rache: Thanks, Hon
That Bitchy Chick: OK, cuz you rock I’ll take your word for it..
Fab: Was not referring to your penis, Hon, LOL … Thanks…
Britt: Wow! Great! I’ll be right over… I think… LOL
Metalmom: Smile’s on, makeup’s great… Here I come!
Jen: Thanks, you’re too sweet
ANO: Great, it’s always nice to share
FroggyWoogie: I do, thanks babe! Big Muah!
NYCWD: There’s no Wal Mart over here
Thanks for the hug, babe
Finn: I really hope so and I still have faith in that, it just sucks at times…
Buff: As I told you before and I’ll say it again, the “specification” remark is getting old… and no fun… Though I am sure you don’t mean it that way… It sounds like you think that I am being too picky and if that’s how you feel, you don’t know me at all…
Tug: I guess… *hugz*
JQ: LOL, you nasty piece of..!!! Thanks Hon, Muah!
awwww….we love you. Just not in that “wild ride” sort of way.
Amen.