Wanna spend some time with an ultra hot 20-something, country music lovin’, NASCAR groupie, animal savin’ chick from Maryland? You do? Good! ANO is my bitch of the week. She’s out there in the top right sidebar getting some R&R and pointing you towards her blog All-Night.Org. Just click it and she will take your hand and lead you there…

All she asks of you is to enjoy your stay at the beach over there (that is if you are so lucky to find her blog in the beach theme) and not stare at her coconuts!

Well, IF you decide to stare at her coconuts, don’t blame me for coming back over here with your ass kicked and a black eye, cuz she will kick your butt to the curb! I think…

Either she will or maybe she will have the CMM do it.

And if you are reaaaaaaaaaaallly lucky… you might catch her trying on this, accompanied by this and slipping her sexy feet into this… Yeah, I thought that might grab your balls attention! So go over say “hi” to ANO and give her my love.

And “No” I am not unlocking your leashes… I’ve made them long enough for you to visit ANO and then come back here. Just make sure you don’t get all tangled up around the coconut tree! Don’t make me have to come over there to get you detangled! I am busy buffing up my red latex thigh high stiletto heeled boots, ok!