The Dutch Files

Oct 25

The Bitch Is Out

This is the voicemail of DutchBitch.

 

The Bitch is OUT.

She can’t take your call right now.

 

Please leave a message after the beep.

And behave yourselves while she’s out.

You knów DutchBitch will be watching you!

Go see Turnbaby, the bitch of the week.

* ! BEEP ! *

 

 

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15 Dutch Treats to “The Bitch Is Out”

1. Catalinon 25 Oct 2007 at 8:30 am

   Yaaaay!
   Go relax! You deserve it! I’ll be here, waiting nicely for you to make new posts when you get back :)

2. wdkyon 25 Oct 2007 at 9:59 am

   Damn… I thought I was going to hear that sexy dutchy voice then

   Enjoy the sauna. Is Dutch Massage anything like Swedish Massage, by the way?

3. Turnbabyon 25 Oct 2007 at 1:38 pm

   Wait–aren’t we supposed to get nekkid together today ;-p

4. Jenon 25 Oct 2007 at 1:40 pm

   where have you gone off to? Or are we not allowed to ask?

5. Jenon 25 Oct 2007 at 1:41 pm

   I just saw where you went, wow! I want some of that too!!!!

6. buffalodickdyon 25 Oct 2007 at 2:49 pm

   Hope you’re having fun, wherever you are….

7. metalmomon 25 Oct 2007 at 3:26 pm

   It’s about damn time!!

   Enjoy!

8. Shellion 25 Oct 2007 at 3:49 pm

   Where’d the bitch go? When will she come back? Why didn’t she take me with her?

9. Lyndaon 25 Oct 2007 at 4:30 pm

   Don’t forget your book!

10. DutchBitchon 25 Oct 2007 at 6:18 pm

    Catalin: I will be back tomorrow!

    WDKY: Uhm… dunno… what is Swedish massage like?

    Turnbaby: Well, I’ve been waiting in the spa with the Avitable Hairy Buttplug for ages, but you didn’t show!

    Jen: Well, should’ve come with me!

    Buff: Spa

    Metalmom: It was! And I did! LOL

    Shelli: You weren’t here in time, hon. Maybe next time

    Lynda: Check!

11. MisstressMon 25 Oct 2007 at 8:39 pm

    Where you going? I am coming too. Please take me. Oh please

12. DutchBitchon 25 Oct 2007 at 8:42 pm

    MisstressM: Back already and it wasn’t that big of a success (explanation tomorrow)

13. JQon 26 Oct 2007 at 3:00 am

    Hello?

    Crickets chirping.

    Oh well, I’ll come back later.

14. janeon 26 Oct 2007 at 6:54 am

    Did you get laid?
    

15. DutchBitchon 26 Oct 2007 at 9:18 am

    JQ: That was the best you could do for a voice mail message? Tsk

    Jane: God woman! I wish! I can’t remember last time I got laid!

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