Oct 29

Boredom Bulleting

Published by DutchBitch at 7:00 am under Blogroll, It's All About Me

  • I watched a series of my first (yes, FIRST, MC, we’re so fucking behind on it over here in Dutchyland) season “24″ dvd’s that I bought in a flash of insanity. I had seen bits and pieces of it warp by on TV, but never seen the whole thing. Yes, STFU allaya. I do realize that it’s up to its 7th season now. That just means that I have loads of catching up to do. Shut up!
  • I worked thru the backlog of blog surfing on my Google Reader. How is it that when I skip a day the fucking reader immediately is up to 100+ posts to catch up? Sheesh! Cut me some slack! If I don’t have time to catch up, stop writing posts! Especially several posts/day! Shit!
  • I cruised around your blogs for some new interesting blogs to read on your blog rolls. I found some. I added them to my Google Reader and my blogroll. If you have tips for other blogs, please let me know!
  • marvin.jpgBeing bored made me clean up my blogroll. I moved some outta there and added some new ones. Be a darling and please, if you can, check if your URL is still right. I tried to keep up with people moving domains, but I might’ve missed some here and there. Lemmeknow!
  • I’ve been fairly continuously around on Crackbook. I am being slashed in Scrabulous by the likes of Jennifer and Tracy. I’ve been cruising your friends lists for people to befriend… I want more friends. Get your asses in gear and come and find me on Facebook. I always want more more more!!! Of e-ve-ry-thing!
  • I’ve had my ass on the couch most of the day on Saturday and Sunday. Bored shitless… I might’ve moved to go pee, get a drink, and put some medication on my cold sore… But only if I reaaallly had to…
  • Did I already tell you to come and see me on Facebook? I did? Well, fuck that… Why aren’t you over there already?
  • I think I can feel a serious cold coming on. I guess my sinusses can’t be bothered to fight it… Lazy fuckers…
  • Do you know what a fucking long walk the few meters to my toilet are, when I am totally bored shitless and can’t be bothered to move? It is!
  • I could hardly be bothered to wipe my ass on the toilet… STFU! I said “hardly”. But I only did it cuz I knew nót doing it would have me end up with a shitload (heh… “shitload”) of laundry at the end of the day…
  • I finally knew hów bad my boredom state was when I found that I couldn’t even be bothered to zap away from those fucking annoying infomercials on TV. WTF is that sickening nasty clip on “Epilsmooth” in which they actually make you watch rubbin’ the hairs of a guy’s back! Eeeewww!!!
  • I checked my office email. There’s loads of brainless asshole messages in there. I am sure that today will be a wonderful day back at the office. I can’t wait to reply to each and everyone of them.
  • So, you on Facebook adding me as your friend yet?
  • I have not decided yet on whether to do a 2007 DutchBitch Holidays Postcard… I thought about it a lot over the weekend, but the subject has been left undecided. I’ll think about it some more next weekend… Plenty of boring time to do so then, I am expecting… You think I should do one to send to allaya bitches?
  • I cruised the net to find myself a new sextoy. I didn’t find one. They were either too boring or too expensive. I think I’ll use my hands and fingers for a little while longer. Fuck the RSI I am suffering from as a result of that!
  • 18brain-cramps.jpgI found myself sitting on the couch experiencing episodes of just staring at nuttin’ thinking nuttin’. As my brain has been on overload lately I guess that was a good thing. It’s kinda scary though to find yourself in a sorta catatonic state though… I mean, WTF, it’s actually possible to think nuttin’?
  • Was that my email bleeping with a message that someone wants to be my Facebook friend?
  • I guess I gotta get my ass in gear and go to the office now… Excuse me while I jumpstart my brain, fuck you very much…
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31 Dutch Treats to “Boredom Bulleting”

  1. MCon 29 Oct 2007 at 6:23 am

    Do you ever, EVER remember me rippin’ on anyone for being behind on a show? No… it has never happened.

  2. DutchBitchon 29 Oct 2007 at 8:43 am

    MC: It has indeed never happened. And I was not accusing you of that. I merely meant to state that it was on your blog that I was so shocked to find that I was so behind… Just because Dutch TV sucks

  3. wdkyon 29 Oct 2007 at 9:15 am

    I was a little late in discovering 24 too, but I soon made up for lost time. the next series doesn’t air hear until January, along with Lost… heaven!

    Now go and put your fingers in a bowl of warm water.

    That was A BOWL OF WARM WATER!

  4. Catalinon 29 Oct 2007 at 9:48 am

    ohhhhhh it’s monday again…. :(((((((
    Strange to find myself saying this, but I’m kinda’ glad you were bored.. I think you needed that. To just… think about nothin’ :)
    Have a nice day at work (is that ever possible?)! And… uhmm… I might be interested in that 24″ series too, I’ve heard aobut it. Thing is we download them ilegally around here, so I have to start looking for the torrent and let my computer on and on for days to download :)

  5. DutchBitchon 29 Oct 2007 at 10:56 am

    WDKY: Ehm… WHAT was a bowl of warm water? You lost me there….

    Catalin: Shhhh… nobody does illegal downloading do they? :wink:

  6. Catalinon 29 Oct 2007 at 11:21 am

    Oh, oh, that’s right! Nobody does that :D
    How’s your day so far? I’m getting sooooo very bored at work :)

  7. Mr Fabulouson 29 Oct 2007 at 11:39 am

    So…first you complain about too many feeds to read, and then you add more blogs to your feeder?

    You rebel!

    Hey, send me your number. I want to text you and see if it shows up on my bill as extra. Verizon says it will, but they say that about Canada too, and I text Tracy all the time and it doesn’t show up…

  8. DutchBitchon 29 Oct 2007 at 1:09 pm

    Catalin: It’s ok… ish

    Fab: Yeah, ok, you might have a point there. But as long as my feed reader list isn’t as long as yours is, I guess I am ok… Mobile number on its way in email!

  9. Robinon 29 Oct 2007 at 1:26 pm

    Listen, I am your friend here and on Crackbook. What more do you want from me woman??? A kidney?

  10. buffalodickdyon 29 Oct 2007 at 1:55 pm

    I don’t know what kind of pill you need, but when you find out- take three of them! CHEER THE HELL UP!!!

  11. DutchBitchon 29 Oct 2007 at 2:01 pm

    Robin: Ehm… could you swing that for me?

    Buff: No worries, I’m cheerful, I was just bored :wink:

  12. Robinon 29 Oct 2007 at 2:23 pm

    I’ll see what I can, I’ll put it on my list.

  13. Lisaon 29 Oct 2007 at 2:35 pm

    I’m so bored -_-’

  14. LisaBinDaCityon 29 Oct 2007 at 2:50 pm

    AHEM, Missy. I think I got skipped on that blogroll thingy :neutral:

  15. DutchBitchon 29 Oct 2007 at 3:02 pm

    Robin: Good, as long as I am on that list, that’s plenty reassuring

    Lisa: With 25 kids? WTF?!!

    LisaB: Ahem… Nope Girlie, you’ve been on there like forever, on all the former blogs and this one…

  16. Lisaon 29 Oct 2007 at 3:34 pm

    no…no placement today…was supposed to be at college..decided not to go :P working on a portfolio

  17. Finnon 29 Oct 2007 at 3:48 pm

    You funny when you’re bored.

    May I suggest a Pocket Rocket for a new toy? I don’t believe they are that expensive, and the new one has more than one speed. I adore mine…

  18. Catalinon 29 Oct 2007 at 3:55 pm

    Oh, I forgot to mention.. about the e-mail I sent last night, I was trying to send you some good toughts, had the feeling you need some kind of support or so :D
    However.. it was kinda’ late for me so I don’t know if you got that mail right, or if i just should not have sent it at all :D

  19. DutchBitchon 29 Oct 2007 at 4:11 pm

    Lisa: OK, I guess that can be boring, LOL

    Finn: Thanks Hon. I was looking up Pocket Rocket on Google at the office, but when I saw the results I decided to do some further investigation from home… :shock: Might be safer, lol

    Catalin: It was very much appreciated!

  20. Tugon 29 Oct 2007 at 5:51 pm

    I want a holiday card from Dutchyland!!

    and I’ve never seen a single episode of 24. ;-)

  21. Lyndaon 29 Oct 2007 at 7:23 pm

    I haven’t been on Facebook in a long time. And my link is right for now, and I probably will change my mind still about 5,000,000,000 times. But keep it like that until I’m done, ok? I don’t want to be yelled at.

    BTW, I thought the first season of 24 was the best, only cause I haven’t watched it since then.

  22. Kentucky Girlon 29 Oct 2007 at 7:32 pm

    Crackbook addict. :lol:

  23. DutchBitchon 29 Oct 2007 at 7:48 pm

    Tug: Sheesh, you’re the first that picked up on that one and actually said something! Luv Ya! Muah!

    Lynda: LOL, I only watched 2 disks… Another 6 to go…

    Kentucky Girl: STFU! It’s your turn… Not that it makes any difference it being 102 to 16 after only 2 turns! Shit!

  24. metalmomon 29 Oct 2007 at 11:26 pm

    I saw the game you started but scrabulous hasn’t been consistent about letting me in…. although I DID sign up for the IM….. :mrgreen:

  25. Poppyon 29 Oct 2007 at 11:43 pm

    I moved blogs this morning. :) Sorry!

  26. xadnesson 30 Oct 2007 at 12:43 am

    JUST GET A MYSPACE.COM ACCOUNT!!

    SOOOOOO MUCH MORE FUN!

    :)

  27. JQon 30 Oct 2007 at 5:25 am

    My brain is now overloaded from reading your post. Calm down woman!
    Forget the puzzle, you need Ritalin.

  28. janeon 30 Oct 2007 at 6:41 am

    oh my fucking gawd, you have an EYEBALL on your thingy where your name is!!!!! And it keeps blinking!! Please tell me this is just for Halloween. (yes, I’m a HUGE coward)

    The url you have for my blog is correct, but if you look at it, its messed up.

    ps…is that YOUR eye?

  29. DutchBitchon 30 Oct 2007 at 9:16 am

    Metalmom: I’ll wait until they let you in. No prob.

    Poppy: Yeah, I saw that. I’ll change it within thenext few days.

    Xadness: OMG NO! I closed my MySpace account a few months ago because of all the crazy fuckers stalking me!!!

    JQ: LOL, that’s what you get when you combine bored with restlessness… LOL

    Jane: DutchBitch is watching you, babe! Not my eye though. I’ll check out the URL in the next few days.

  30. Turnbabyon 30 Oct 2007 at 1:05 pm

    LMAO @ Crackbook!

  31. xadnesson 30 Oct 2007 at 3:22 pm

    @ dutchbitch

    I thought that was the point of it?? You are bored… lets get some stalkers hahaha.

    seriously: I don’t have stalkers on my myspace and it’s sooooo much more fun!

    MYSPACE YOURSPACE OURSPACE…

    come on now…

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