Oct 30

The Nekkid Penile Facts

Published by DutchBitch at 7:14 am under Funny Shit, Nekkid, WTF?

  • A man orgasms on average about 7,2000 times in his life. About 2,000 of those instances are self inflicted handjobs…
  • The above adds up to about 17 liters of sperm in total per man…
  • statue.jpgThe existence of sperm was discovered in 1677 by a Dutchman. The Dutch student Ludwig Hamm saw distinct movement when he decided to look at his own little puddle under a miscroscope…
  • The average length of a human penis is about 15 cm (nearly 6 inches). In comparison: the average amongst gorilla’s is 8 cm (3 inches), horses 75 cm (29.5 inches), elephants 2 m (almost 79 inches) and blue whales 2.4 m (94 inches)…
  • The average man has an erection while sleeping about every 90 minutes. That’s about 4-5 times per night…
  • Research shows that masturbation is connected with level of education. The higher the level of education, the more masturbation. Scientists seem to be the Kings of Masturbation…
  • About 1 in 100 men is able to selfpenetrate…
  • About 2 in 1,000 men is able to self-fellate…
  • In 1609 one Dr Wecker from Bologna found a body with 2 penisses… About 80 similar cases have been reported ever since..

Yeah, I thought you’d love to know about all this shit… Yeah, you’re welcome…

Although, working at a research department surrounded by scientists for almost 15 years now at the medical center is suddenly placed in a whole different light… It’s a miracle I am not up to my ears in sperm at the office, fucking hell!!!

And ehm… if you are one of those guys who can self penetrate and/or self fellate… Don’t send me pics… Puh-lease! Have fun, leave me out of it…

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33 Dutch Treats to “The Nekkid Penile Facts”

  1. That Bitchy Chickon 30 Oct 2007 at 7:39 am

    I feel duly educated now. Although I could have done without knowing the size of a blue whale’s penis or the fact that 1 out of every 100 men can self penetrate. Umm…words cannot describe the mental images that are now racing through my mind. EEK! :shock:

  2. Catalinon 30 Oct 2007 at 8:02 am

    I knew most of that!
    Tomorrow some facts about vaginas prhaps? :D

  3. Da Duckon 30 Oct 2007 at 8:58 am

    “Research shows that masturbation is connected with level of education. The higher the level of education, the more masturbation.” Must be the geek factor. The more geeky the less sex :lol:

  4. Lisaon 30 Oct 2007 at 9:36 am

    hey did you count the asian population in that average as well? because on the overall men’s penises in Asia are a LOT smaller than in the rest of the world AND they hold the biggest number of people in the part of the world…soooooo….I am wondering if that average includes them or not ;) have a nice day :P

  5. Catalinon 30 Oct 2007 at 9:57 am

    Right, Lisa is right. The average probably includes the Asians as well, and we all know most of them have very small ones. Glad I’m European :)
    However… this average must also include the African or black people.. and they are famous for … so would that balance it out? It also depends on what formula is used! Shh, anyway, size does not matter (as long as it is in some limits :) … what those limits are, is up to you !)
    And what about that Dutchman that discovered sperm? He was so naughty with that microscope, LOL!!!!

  6. buffalodickdyon 30 Oct 2007 at 10:24 am

    That’s why God put our wangs so far away from a self administered BJ- so we would have to get along with women…
    Why women need men- no one has invented a vibrator that will mow the grass….

  7. DutchBitchon 30 Oct 2007 at 10:49 am

    That Bitchy Chick: Oh come on! You know you love to know about those too!

    Catalin: Hmmm, I might look into that sometime…

    DaDuck: Well, they mentioned scientists specifically and geek factor goes way beyond just scientists… :wink:

    Lisa: Everyone was included as far as I know, LOL And there was no mention about fertility in connection with these facts.

    Catalin: Dutchmen are just smart :mrgreen:

    Buff: I don’t have a lawn…

  8. d-manon 30 Oct 2007 at 11:35 am

    Only 2000?

  9. Catalinon 30 Oct 2007 at 11:48 am

    I should know they’re smart, I’m in love with one :P

  10. Turnbabyon 30 Oct 2007 at 1:06 pm

    There’s a picture of Fabby self felating on his blog today ;-)

  11. AndiMACon 30 Oct 2007 at 1:23 pm

    What a way to start the day! Thanks, Dutchie.

  12. Britton 30 Oct 2007 at 2:52 pm

    Self penetrate?

    Seriously?

    That is MORE common than being able to give yourself head??

  13. bluepaintredon 30 Oct 2007 at 3:13 pm

    cool list. I wish I could self penitrate

  14. Finnon 30 Oct 2007 at 3:19 pm

    Now you’ve done it… let them know that they actually can go fuck themselves. None of us will ever get laid again. Thanks.

  15. metalmomon 30 Oct 2007 at 3:31 pm

    ‘penis’, ’sperm’, ‘nekkid’, ‘masturbate’!!! :lol:
    I am SO 12 years old! I can’t stop giggling! Okay…I’ll stop and read the post now.

    :shock: WHAT THE FUCK?? That’s more than I needed to know! All I want to know about my dick is “will it get the job done?”…..well..not MY dick, but the Hubs’! LOL

  16. Lyndaon 30 Oct 2007 at 3:38 pm

    So the man’s penis is only an average size of 15 cm, and yet so many of them believe they are hung like an elephant? Well, except for maybe some guy who comes across this post and decides he would rather be hung like a blue whale.

  17. wdkyon 30 Oct 2007 at 3:46 pm

    Hah! I knew I was a genius.

    But what kind of guy would even check to see if he could “self-penetrate”? Eeuuw!

  18. Shellion 30 Oct 2007 at 4:03 pm

    Um, okay, is it wrong that most of that grossed me out?

  19. Webmiztrison 30 Oct 2007 at 4:48 pm

    self PENETRATE? like, they fuck their own asses or something? that is beyond fucked up…..lol!

  20. DutchBitchon 30 Oct 2007 at 4:54 pm

    D-man: average… so you might be the one that pulled up that average in fact…

    Catalin: Seriously? See, all the good guys are taken by man or women…

    Turnbaby: WTF? I’ll have to check that out when I am back home from the office

    Andimac: You’re welcome, babe

    Britt: Yeah, that kinda surprised me too

    Bluepaintred: LOL, me too… I think…

    Finn: I am pretty sure none of them seriously wánts to fuck themselves…

    Metalmom: Isn’t it fun being 12 again? LOL

    Lynda: Yeah, that’ll be the new line “Honey, I’m hung like a blue whale”…

    WDKY: You mean you don’t all try that shit?

    Shelli: Well, maybe…

    Webmiztris: Well, for so many fucktards we all know that might be the only way to get laid anyway…

  21. Hillyon 30 Oct 2007 at 5:58 pm

    How the hell does one self penetrate? Wow!

  22. DutchBitchon 30 Oct 2007 at 6:05 pm

    Hilly: I have no clue and not really want to think too much about that… :shock:

  23. Avitableon 30 Oct 2007 at 6:41 pm

    I wish I could self-fellate. I’d never leave my house.

  24. DutchBitchon 30 Oct 2007 at 7:35 pm

    Avitable: Well, you can always ask Fab to come over and help you… You can help out eachother! :mrgreen:

  25. Mr. Fabulouson 30 Oct 2007 at 8:15 pm

    So…how many liters can I interest YOU in, baby? :twisted:

  26. DutchBitchon 30 Oct 2007 at 8:54 pm

    Fab: Well, how much have you got, babe?

  27. JQon 30 Oct 2007 at 10:15 pm

    According to your data, I must be a freaking genius!

  28. Robinon 31 Oct 2007 at 12:24 am

    All this knowledge would have been a lot more appreciated in my college years but I enjoyed in none-the-less.

    I think the average penis size I’ve come in contact with was about 5.5.

  29. martyon 31 Oct 2007 at 2:54 am

    Does this mean when someone tells me to go fuck myself, I can?

  30. Nobody™on 31 Oct 2007 at 7:38 pm

    Now I have to go back to college so my education can catch up…

  31. Just Daveon 01 Nov 2007 at 12:17 am

    Only 2,000 self-inflicted orgasms? Somebody is fibbing. I find it interesting that women tend to make up nicknames for the penis of their significant other as in “So how’s old Jungle Jim hangin’ today, eh?” Why do you think that is?

  32. janeon 01 Nov 2007 at 3:42 am

    Wow. I’d like to know the details of the “self-penetrating” study. How many men did they interview & is this documented by a 2nd party? Otherwise, I’d think it’s just guys being guys, you know, they’ve all 24 inches. Especially on the internet.

    ps…pigs have 30 minute orgasms. true.

    *oink*

  33. Don 02 Jun 2008 at 1:38 pm

    i’m pretty sure the avg of 6 inches for men is a western standard.
    i’m oriental, and i will admit, on the overall we are smaller in size than our western and european counter parts.
    there have been studies from china, taiwan, japan and korea, where the avg sizes in taiwan were 4.8-5 inches, and up to 5-5.5 inches in japan.
    be that as it may, we’re doing something right to have the highest population in the world. :razz:

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