The Nekkid Penile Facts
- A man orgasms on average about 7,2000 times in his life. About 2,000 of those instances are self inflicted handjobs…
- The above adds up to about 17 liters of sperm in total per man…
The existence of sperm was discovered in 1677 by a Dutchman. The Dutch student Ludwig Hamm saw distinct movement when he decided to look at his own little puddle under a miscroscope…- The average length of a human penis is about 15 cm (nearly 6 inches). In comparison: the average amongst gorilla’s is 8 cm (3 inches), horses 75 cm (29.5 inches), elephants 2 m (almost 79 inches) and blue whales 2.4 m (94 inches)…
- The average man has an erection while sleeping about every 90 minutes. That’s about 4-5 times per night…
- Research shows that masturbation is connected with level of education. The higher the level of education, the more masturbation. Scientists seem to be the Kings of Masturbation…
- About 1 in 100 men is able to selfpenetrate…
- About 2 in 1,000 men is able to self-fellate…
- In 1609 one Dr Wecker from Bologna found a body with 2 penisses… About 80 similar cases have been reported ever since..
Yeah, I thought you’d love to know about all this shit… Yeah, you’re welcome…
Although, working at a research department surrounded by scientists for almost 15 years now at the medical center is suddenly placed in a whole different light… It’s a miracle I am not up to my ears in sperm at the office, fucking hell!!!
And ehm… if you are one of those guys who can self penetrate and/or self fellate… Don’t send me pics… Puh-lease! Have fun, leave me out of it…
33 Dutch Treat(s)
I feel duly educated now. Although I could have done without knowing the size of a blue whale’s penis or the fact that 1 out of every 100 men can self penetrate. Umm…words cannot describe the mental images that are now racing through my mind. EEK!
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I knew most of that!
Tomorrow some facts about vaginas prhaps? :D
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“Research shows that masturbation is connected with level of education. The higher the level of education, the more masturbation.” Must be the geek factor. The more geeky the less sex
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hey did you count the asian population in that average as well? because on the overall men’s penises in Asia are a LOT smaller than in the rest of the world AND they hold the biggest number of people in the part of the world…soooooo….I am wondering if that average includes them or not ;) have a nice day :P
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Right, Lisa is right. The average probably includes the Asians as well, and we all know most of them have very small ones. Glad I’m European :)
However… this average must also include the African or black people.. and they are famous for … so would that balance it out? It also depends on what formula is used! Shh, anyway, size does not matter (as long as it is in some limits :) … what those limits are, is up to you !)
And what about that Dutchman that discovered sperm? He was so naughty with that microscope, LOL!!!!
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That’s why God put our wangs so far away from a self administered BJ- so we would have to get along with women…
Why women need men- no one has invented a vibrator that will mow the grass….
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That Bitchy Chick: Oh come on! You know you love to know about those too!
Catalin: Hmmm, I might look into that sometime…
DaDuck: Well, they mentioned scientists specifically and geek factor goes way beyond just scientists…
Lisa: Everyone was included as far as I know, LOL And there was no mention about fertility in connection with these facts.
Catalin: Dutchmen are just smart
Buff: I don’t have a lawn…
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Only 2000?
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I should know they’re smart, I’m in love with one :P
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There’s a picture of Fabby self felating on his blog today ;-)
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What a way to start the day! Thanks, Dutchie.
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Self penetrate?
Seriously?
That is MORE common than being able to give yourself head??
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cool list. I wish I could self penitrate
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Now you’ve done it… let them know that they actually can go fuck themselves. None of us will ever get laid again. Thanks.
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‘penis’, ’sperm’, ‘nekkid’, ‘masturbate’!!!
I am SO 12 years old! I can’t stop giggling! Okay…I’ll stop and read the post now.
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So the man’s penis is only an average size of 15 cm, and yet so many of them believe they are hung like an elephant? Well, except for maybe some guy who comes across this post and decides he would rather be hung like a blue whale.
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Hah! I knew I was a genius.
But what kind of guy would even check to see if he could “self-penetrate”? Eeuuw!
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Um, okay, is it wrong that most of that grossed me out?
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self PENETRATE? like, they fuck their own asses or something? that is beyond fucked up…..lol!
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D-man: average… so you might be the one that pulled up that average in fact…
Catalin: Seriously? See, all the good guys are taken by man or women…
Turnbaby: WTF? I’ll have to check that out when I am back home from the office
Andimac: You’re welcome, babe
Britt: Yeah, that kinda surprised me too
Bluepaintred: LOL, me too… I think…
Finn: I am pretty sure none of them seriously wánts to fuck themselves…
Metalmom: Isn’t it fun being 12 again? LOL
Lynda: Yeah, that’ll be the new line “Honey, I’m hung like a blue whale”…
WDKY: You mean you don’t all try that shit?
Shelli: Well, maybe…
Webmiztris: Well, for so many fucktards we all know that might be the only way to get laid anyway…
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How the hell does one self penetrate? Wow!
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Hilly: I have no clue and not really want to think too much about that…
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I wish I could self-fellate. I’d never leave my house.
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Avitable: Well, you can always ask Fab to come over and help you… You can help out eachother!
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So…how many liters can I interest YOU in, baby?
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Fab: Well, how much have you got, babe?
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According to your data, I must be a freaking genius!
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All this knowledge would have been a lot more appreciated in my college years but I enjoyed in none-the-less.
I think the average penis size I’ve come in contact with was about 5.5.
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Does this mean when someone tells me to go fuck myself, I can?
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Now I have to go back to college so my education can catch up…
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Only 2,000 self-inflicted orgasms? Somebody is fibbing. I find it interesting that women tend to make up nicknames for the penis of their significant other as in “So how’s old Jungle Jim hangin’ today, eh?” Why do you think that is?
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Wow. I’d like to know the details of the “self-penetrating” study. How many men did they interview & is this documented by a 2nd party? Otherwise, I’d think it’s just guys being guys, you know, they’ve all 24 inches. Especially on the internet.
ps…pigs have 30 minute orgasms. true.
*oink*
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i’m pretty sure the avg of 6 inches for men is a western standard.
i’m oriental, and i will admit, on the overall we are smaller in size than our western and european counter parts.
there have been studies from china, taiwan, japan and korea, where the avg sizes in taiwan were 4.8-5 inches, and up to 5-5.5 inches in japan.
be that as it may, we’re doing something right to have the highest population in the world. :razz:
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