This is the answering machine of The DutchBitch
DutchBitch is currently packing her suitcase, grasping hold of the last batch of Advil, listening to coursepresentations, getting her dominatrix outfit and whip out and then herding her flock back onto ferry and bus heading back home from Schiermonnikoog
Please leave her a message after the beep…
*BEEP*

Can’t.Do.It.Today…
Do.NOT.Slam.Blog.Doors.
Do.NOT.Stomp.Thru.Blog
Shhhh…

Mr Glenfiddich fucked with my head last night… well, technically it was very early this morning…
Gotta go and do some drunk txt messages/email damage control…
And figure out who I promised what to…
Shhhhh…
… help …
Never.Drinking.Again…
Well, not for the next 9 hours or so at least…

Hours of sleep:
Sunday: 6
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 4.5
Hours of work, no play:
Sunday: 16
Monday: 17
Tuesday: 17
Time wake up call:
Sunday: 07.00
Monday: 07.00
Tuesday: 06.30
Use of facilities bridal suite (jacuzzi / sauna):
Sunday: none
Monday: none
Tuesday: none
Alcohol intake:
Sunday: 3 red wine / 1 red port
Monday: 1 white wine / 2 red wine / 4 red port
Tuesday: 2 white wine / 3 Glenfiddich whiskey [...]

Day 2 was a fairly uneventful day. I worked most of the day and ran around running errands and arranging stuff for the rest of the week. I didn’t get around to using neither the sauna nor the jacuzzi yet. I got up at 6.30 a.m., I went to bed at 01.00 a.m. and my [...]

Finally some time to sit down and do something resembling a post. I have been busy working and herding my flock to Schiermonnikoog.
We’re here, the course has started and I was on my last legs last night, but a fairly early night took care of that.
I spent Saturdaynight at the welcoming dinner for our foreign [...]