Nov 15
I am too good for this world…
I went to the tanning salon yesterday. I don’t do that very often, but 3 weeks of coughing my lungs out (it’s getting better, thanks) had left it’s traces on my body and face. I was looking extremely fatigued. I decided that a tad of color on my skin would make me feel better, at least when I look in the bathroom mirror in the morning…
Tanning Salon Woman: “Hey DutchBitch. Long time no see!”
DutchBitch: “Hi TSW. Yeah, money’s tight, you know what it’s like. But I decided that I’d pamper myself today. Can I do 15 minutes on the TurboTan?”
TSW: “Sure! Do you still have lotion left?”
DB: “I am not sure. I might have used the last of my spray last time”
TSW: *rummages thru drawers* “Nope, can’t find anything”
DB: “I guess it was finished last time then”
TSW: “You want to buy a new spray?”
DB: “Nah, I’ll do without for once. Can’t afford a new bottle right now”
TSW: *rummages thru drawers again* “Just double-checking if there really is nothing left here that’s yours”
DB: “Oh, you don’t have to. I am pretty sure I finished it last time”
TSW: *holds up a bottle* “Aww, look here!”
DB: “Nope, that is not mine. I had a spray bottle, remember?”
TSW: *devilish grin* “I know, this is not yours. It’s X’s (a.k.a. The Ex) It’s been here for ages and we’ve not seen him here about as long. Why don’t you just use this one” *wink*
DB: *contemplating* “Nah, I can’t do that…”
TSW: “Oh come on! You know you deserve it for all the crap you have to take from him all the time”
DB: “No, I can’t. Put it back, lol”
TSW: “OK, your choice”
OMFG! She is right, the amount of crap that I have to take from The Ex would certainly deserve using some of his tanning lotion at the very least! And still I just can’t do it. I can’t do shit like that… I am too fucking good for this world…
I would have done it in a heart beat AND dumped the last bit out after I was done with it!
You should not have used it… just put in some rash-giving-powder-thingy in the bottle
… just sayin’.. :D
Glad you’re doing better!
An all over spray-tan ?
;)
Hahah, well, can imagine you would not have wanted to be tanned by his ’stuff’.
Smart not to use it. You know what most guys use lotion for, don’t you?
Wish I was there, I believe you need a hug!
You should’ve definitely used the lotion… but, BUFFALODICKDY, ewww!
OMG!! You is crazy.
You are! What’s a little lotion between ex-spouses?
And you call yourself a bitch??
(But I would have done the same thing.
)
I’m with BPR on this one…. I’m not very nice. :)
I don’t think I’m very nice either. I’m pretty sure I would have used it.
There is a special place in heaven for you, DB.
CP
You did good. ;-)
I’d be happy to spray you with a little sumthin’ sumthin’
Hey! Wait a minute! Why is it back when I was tanning everyone gave me shit about it, but nobody hassles YOU?
You should have taken his bottle of lotion and peed in it. I do that all the time in the tanning salons here.
Bluepaintred: Yeah, I am working on it… I need to become more evil…
Catalin: somehow getting powder into a lotion bottle poses somewhat of a challenge…
D-man: Yup, all over…
Buff: Eewwww!!!
Tanning Lotion Guy: Exactly my thoughts (the eewww thing)
Britt: I know I know…
Shelli: Too much
Lynda: A bitch with a righteous heart, I guess…
Webmiztris: I am usually not very nice in his case either, but I just don’t want to act LIKE him…
Finn: LOL, Yeah yeah yeah, I should’ve…
CP: Ya think? Phew!!!
Tug: Thanks Hon
Fab: Cuz when I do it, it’s CEWL
Marty: Hell, I am never taking you to my tanning salon!!! Eeewwww!!!
ooh I would have used it without thinking twice AND I would have “accidentally” squeezed all of the lotion out of it.
DaDuck: Well, after he fucked me over the other day, again… I am now leaning towards it for my next visit…
I looove Marty’s solution !!!
