The Dutch Files

Nov 19

Blog Readability Test

OK… so I guess I already knew you don’t exactly have to be an intellectual to be able to understand my jibberish…

I mean, judging from the stats of the search keywords that bring people here… I guess I’ve always known…

A dirty mind is a joy forever, they say… and a dirty mind only takes Junior High… or maybe not even… Oh… WTF do I care?

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20 Dutch Treats to “Blog Readability Test”

1. FroggyWoogieon 19 Nov 2007 at 8:10 am

   That’s a good trick: if I ever lose the link to your blog I now know how to google it hahahahahahaha

2. Deeon 19 Nov 2007 at 9:22 am

   Okay….some of that scares me alittle. But, thats not why I love you!~~Dee

3. Racheon 19 Nov 2007 at 12:10 pm

   Well, if you will use all those expletives, that’s bound to happen :) hehe. But it is funny.

4. Mr Fabulouson 19 Nov 2007 at 12:39 pm

   Well I, for one, do not apololgize for loving Dutch pussy!

5. Mr Fabulouson 19 Nov 2007 at 12:40 pm

   I checked mine, and it said Elementary School. Heh.

6. buffalodickdyon 19 Nov 2007 at 1:16 pm

   Junior high must be a pretty wild place these days….

7. wdkyon 19 Nov 2007 at 1:42 pm

   I would expect nothing less of you… consider it a validation of your blogging talents

8. Robinon 19 Nov 2007 at 2:42 pm

   I hate to admit it but I think “all tits” was me, I can’t help it I want them all.

9. janeon 19 Nov 2007 at 4:34 pm

   You have lots of perverted readers! Mine says “elementary school”, I was afraid it would say that. But do elementary kids say “fuck” a lot? They shouldn’t!

10. metalmomon 19 Nov 2007 at 6:51 pm

    Did I miss ‘My sexvideo”?

11. Robon 19 Nov 2007 at 11:00 pm

    Well, don’t feel that bad… mine was rated Junior High as well, though I doubt I have nearly as many hits on “dutch pussy” as you do.

    Then again… are we talking literally or keyword searches?

12. Tugon 20 Nov 2007 at 4:36 am

    Mine was elementary school.

    I.R.STOOOOOPID.

13. JQon 20 Nov 2007 at 5:22 am

    That’s okay, I read at a elementary level so this is like advanced study for me.

14. d-manon 20 Nov 2007 at 10:57 am

    Good to see I’m not the only one getting the dog fucking ones.

    :)

15. DutchBitchon 20 Nov 2007 at 6:08 pm

    FroggyWoogie: I am pretty sure you’ll always know where to find me anyway

    Dee: Oh come on! Scare YOU? That can’t be possible, lol

    Rache: Oh well, it’s just the way I am

    Fab: No apology necessary, just make sure that engagement ring arrived soon… with a big big rock! Diamonds are a girls best friend!

    Fab: Elementary school? No waaaayyyy!!!

    Buff: Well, it is in Dutchyland, obviously… Everything is wild over here afterall.

    WDKY: Hmmm… that’s a good way to look at it. I think I might do that

    Robin: That’s ok… that reminds me… that boobie shot?

    Jane: Do they? Mine doesn’t even know what “fuck” means.. I think

    Metalmom: Maybe you did, maybe you didn’t…

    Rob: LOL… Literally of course!

    Tug: Nah, if you are like Fab and Rob you can never be stoopid… Come to think of it, YOU can never be stoopid - period!

    JQ: I hope the experience hasn’t been too overwhelming

    D-man: LOL, you get those too! Wow!

16. Robinon 20 Nov 2007 at 7:04 pm

    I know, I’m trying to get you a quality shot.

17. LBBon 21 Nov 2007 at 6:03 am

    You know something: you’re not much if you’re not Dutch.

18. d-manon 21 Nov 2007 at 11:29 am

    Well, mine is called D-manbitesdog.

    But the search links I get are for doing other things to dogs…

19. Martyon 21 Nov 2007 at 10:45 pm

    It is a pleasure not being literate (besides not being normal).

20. DutchBitchon 22 Nov 2007 at 1:42 pm

    Robin: Every shot is quality right? It’s the Wonder Twins afterall!

    LBB: Ain’t that the truth! And I AM!

    D-man: LMAO

    Marty: Is it? I wouldn’t know…

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