Archive for November, 2007

Nov 25 2007

Schier Bitch

Published by DutchBitch under Bloggers Unite, Office

schier-strandopgang.jpgBy the time most of you read this, my ass is in the touring buss filled with 30 foreign participants (yeah, as far as course staff is concerned it’s just me in the bus, the others bolted out of it on me and are travelling on their own terms) travelling to HERE… It feels like my kazillionth trip out there… Yup, Schiermonnikoog again… I am sure you regulars over here can pronounce it by now… right?

Yes, the department is organizing a Clinical Epidemiology Course again. Usually it’s just once a year, but we’ve decided for this once to do an English one for the many non-Dutch colleagues who have been nagging us about it. This is one of the reasons I have been excrutiatingly busy lately… I will be when we’re there as well… 6 days of work from approx 8 a.m. to at least midnight. That’s the fate of the course coordinator.

Even though it’s gonna be busy I am looking forward to it though. Not in the least because it promises to be a great group of participants of whom I’ve known several for over 5 years now. So socially speaking it might be a great one..

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Weatherforecast doesn’t look too promising, there’s a storm ahead as well, but that’s ok… I’ll be inside the hotel working anyway. I might go out to get some fresh sea-air though. I am still coughing and the brisk sea-air might just do the trick to get rid of the last touch of that… I hope…
Once I am there and settled and get all of them settled in as well, and working their butts off at the course, I will be around, hopefully giving you a blow by blow report (which might be boring, but deal with it!)

As you may have noticed I didn’t get around to the Dutch-A-Pimpin’ thing yesterday in order to pimp a blog this week. I will be back at it next week, I just didn’t have time to check out the next blog and come up with a good pimpin’ post. I want to do a short shout out though for Panthergirl from The Dog’s Breakfast. Her dog Kelso has run up a humungous vet bill and if you have any Amazon.com shopping to do for the holidays you can help her pay that bill. Just click thru to get to Amazon.com-link in her sidebar to get over there. That’s all she’ll need from you! After that you can do your shopping as you are used to do.

Bye for now! Gotta get ready, drop off The Kid at his aunty and be off to the hotel to get my flock together and whip their asses into the touring bus! Muah sweeties! I’ll be posting more as soon as I can!

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Nov 24 2007

The Guinea Pig Incident

Published by DutchBitch under WTF?, Weird News

LAWRENCEBURG, Ind. — A SWAT team raids the wrong home in Lawrenceburg, Ind., now the homeowner wants some answers. Police said they were led to the Village Apartments on the trail of fugitive Sean Deaton.Convinced he was inside apartment 407G, the Lawrenceburg SWAT unit surrounded the building.”It looked like they were ready to go to war,” one neighbor said. “Some of the ones out here had AR15’s and shotguns.” Neighbors said police spent hours, ordering Deaton gp.JPGto surrender. But when that didn’t work, they responded with tear gas and forced entry.”It looked like my apartment was on fire. The smoke was just blowing out of my windows,” Kayla Irwin, the tenant of 407G said. Irwin, a single mother of two, said she is unable to live in her apartment and didn?t even know the man police were searching for. Now, she said, she has been left with the mess and no apology. “It’s all covered with poison. I don’t know where to start over with two kids,” said Irwin. “How do you start with replacing the items that your kids have had since the day they were born?”. She said one of her pet guinea pigs was also killed during the incident.Neighbors said the police action was simply overkill. “Overpowered. In my opinion it looked like they were enjoying what they were doing. They did not need to do all this,” Emanuel Brightwell, an Iraq veteran and neighbor said. Irwin said she appealed to the police, but hasn?t gotten anywhere. “They basically just said, sorry for the inconvenience. Go ahead and clean it up. Clean up our mess,” Irwin said. She said she’s had to borrow everything from family in the week since the incident. She also said she can’t stay in the apartment because of the acrid gas residue. An assistant chief and another officer were at the Village Apartments talking to Irwin within 30 minutes of Target 5 asking them about the incident, telling her that they would try to get some money so she could clean her clothes and furnishing on her own.”This is the first time this has happened. I’m surprised the incident has not been remedied. We will take care of it the best we can,” the assistant chief said. Until the incident is remedied, the manager of the apartment complex said he has put Irwin, her kids and her pets in another apartment.

Well, maybe it’s just as well, afterall guinea pigs are known to be pretty “trigger happy” and aggressive towards SWAT team members…

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Nov 23 2007

The Kid’s Priorities

Published by DutchBitch under The Kid

I am not too big on leaving The Kid alone at the appartment… I will do so when I have to run out to get something from my storage outside of the appartment, or when I have to return a dvd to the store which is about 5 min away, but I am just one of those Mom’s who is never really comfortable with that…

However, the other day The Kid was at home, playing his Star Wars Lego PC game, and I just hád to go out, to a neighbouring town, to run some errands and he was ex-tre-me-ly reluctant to go with me. As I have (and will be) hauling him back and forth as it is this week, and as he is afterall turning 10 years old in a few weeks (Mom… does that mean I am a “teenager” by then?), and I should not be overly protective I had spilled out the words: “OK, ór you can stay home while I run the errands” before I knew it.

Isn’t it funny how they never seem to hear anything you say UNTIL it gets interesting? Suddenly the PC game was miles away and he shot up from his chair hollering a heartfelt “Yes!“…

DutchBitch: “OK, here is the phone, thát is my mobile number. OK?

The Kid: “OK

DutchBitch: “No opening the door to anyone. I am not expecting anyone nor any package, so just let the doorbell ring if it does and don’t open the door, ‘mkey?

The Kid: “Yes*rolling eyes*

controls.jpgDutchBitch: “OK, I’ll call you as soon as I am there and let you know around what time I will be back”

The Kid: “OK*back to playing his PC game*

DutchBitch: *standing at front door*OK, Bye. See you later!

The Kid: “Hmmmm

So I drove to the neighbouring town where I had to run my errands. As soon as I had arrived and had some idea of what time I’d be back I called The Kid. He picked up the phone after some time.

The Kid: “Yes?

DutchBitch: “OK, I’m here. I will be busy here for about 20 minutes or so and then I’ll drive home

The Kid: “OK

DutchBitch: “I’ll call you as soon as I am on my way back, ok?

The Kid: “No

DutchBitch: “Mc’scuse me?

The Kid: “You can’t call me again. You see, I am playing the Star Wars Lego game on the PC and I need to keep my hands at the controls or it doesn’t work and I get killed

DutchBitch: *blank stare*

*crickets*

DANG!

Well, at least at almost 10 years old The Kid’s got his priorities straight: at all times keep your hands on the controls!

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Nov 22 2007

The Most Caring Beer In The World

Published by DutchBitch under Bloggers Unite

Though it isn’t an official holiday in Dutchyland I know that many of my blogbuddies are celebrating Thanksgiving today.

So HAPPY THANKSGIVING to each and everyone of you!

And let me tell you, on this particular day and every other day, I am so very thankful that I have met all of you! You are the best! I hope you have a great day, all of you, including the ones that don’t do Thanksgiving either!

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, of showing respect to everything that lives, and being thankful for the good things in life I leave you with the latest Heineken commercial… It is the most caring beer in the world, ya know…

Now, to show some loving on Thanksgiving, if anything, please go see my bitch-o-the-week Robin from The Road Less Unraveled, up there in the top right sidebar. She will be here for a few more days and I guarantee you’ll love her!

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Nov 21 2007

How sweet it is… *humming*

Published by DutchBitch under Bitchslap, It's All About Me

… to be the only 2 girl teams in the Down With Pants - Yahoo Fantasy Football League and start week 12 (of a total of 16) being #1 and #2 in the League!!! Yeah, eat your heart out boys! WE ROCK!

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Yup… me and Hilly played last year and ended up 6th and 12th in the end… I wasn’t gonna play this year but Brandon practically begged me… cuz he needed one more team… I don’t get that a lot, a guy on his knees, so I caved…

I think it has unleashed something in us girls and we are beating the shit out of the boys… Granted, we still have 4-5 weeks to go, and a lot can happen in that time. And I still don’t know shit what I am doing (bet that remark just made’m feel á lót bétter *smirk*). But the fanatic in me has woken up and these days I check the league scores even before Brandon posts them on his blog… Funny thing, he’s late posting this week… CUZ I BEAT HIS ASSSSSS!!!

God! I hope we can keep this up… that would be SO good, Hilly! To beat aaaalllllll the guys!

Be sure I’ll be around next year whatever happens! Either to defend my victory of this year or for revenge! The DutchBitch has finally caught the Fantasy Football Fever!!! Yihaaaaaa!!!

AssKicking Kisses,

(yeah, so I “stole” Snackie’s way of saying goodbye just this once, I’m sure she’s ok with that under the circumstances)

DutchBitch

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