Dec 16
Breakin’ Up Isn’t That Hard To Do
One of my g/f’s is at the verge of breaking up with her boyfriend. Well, actually she’s been trying to break up with him for weeks now. She’s broken the news several times already but it’s not hitting home.. yet… We concluded that breaking up shouldn’t be that hard to do and thought of ways one could break the news… We figured she should let go of the down to earth Dutch way to do it and go all Hollywood and Dramatic… to get the news thru his thick skull…
The Hollywood Way:
1) Send a break-up txt message from your cell phone
2) Send a break-up fax
3) Send a break-up email and “cc” to all your contacts
4) Thru telephone: “Gotta go and by the way: we’re through. Byeeee”
5) Announce it during your appearance at a national talk show
With A Little Drama:
1) Move and have your phonenumber changed
2) Get caught with someone else
3) Make an appointment for a sexchange
4) Apply for the Witness Protection Program, change your identity and have plastic surgery
5) Stage your own death
God, I hope she won’t end up at the end of the list before he gets the message that “It’s Over!!!!!“…
On a totally different note: aside from it being The Kid’s actual birthday today, it’s also Blogarita’s Birthday! Go over there and show her some much deserved B-day Luvin!
With a bit of luck, she can sell him on the ebay!
There are also huge advert boards in town. A bit expensive but it can be worth it
PS. Your anti-spam word needs recycling lol
Didn’t think about it, you’re right.
Another option is an anonymous letter to the belastingdienst
Kane: Oh Yeah! Great idea!!! :evil:
FroggyWoogie: I can’t help it you get the same spamword every time. There 25 of them!
Kane: I don’t think the Belastingdienst would be very interested in this bum…
Is getting caught with someone else a good way to break up?
Catalin: Nobody spoke of “good” ways…
Happy Birthday to the kid! Boy, time flies!
Just thought of something: she lets him believe she played the lottery for him and he just won.
There are great chances he runs away, not willing to share.
Oh I’m bad.
Just have Fab talk to the guy.
Happy Birthday to The Kid! Hope you have a great day!
Lemme see, then: it’s almost Christmas - your friend can make him a gift… Suggestions can be
- a one-way-ticket to Nowheropolis
- another girlfriend: so she’ll keep him away from your friend
- A Boa Constrictor (or, if snakes scare her, well - Mother Nature gave us so many cute poisonous friends)
- the last Marco Borsato album. Could kill almost anyone who ear it!
All someone would even have to say to me is, “We’re going on the Maury Povich show” and I’d get the hint ;).
Boredom can kill, heh? I am wondering if some book can also work this thing out…
If it’s not about ‘good’ ways, then getting caught is the best way ;) He’ll feel so hurt!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE KID!!!!
Breaking up isn’t fun anyway, but wow - when they won’t LEAVE? Has she thrown all his stuff out on the front lawn yet?
Attila: It does fly, holy cow
FroggyWoogie: You could have a poin there
Nobody: Yeah, that might work, lol
Blogarita: YOU have a great day too!
Kane: I am pretty sure the 2nd plan wouldn’t work…
Hilly: Me too! LOL
Kane: If you think books are boring that might work but I don’t agree about that one
Catalin: Thanks!
Tug: They are not living together. But she did throw out his toothbrush… He’s just majorly thick!
I should send my ex over here to read this.
I hope The Kid has an awesome birthday! :D
I actually did move and change my phone number once to get the point through to someone. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do! It worked though and I ended up with a better apartment out of the deal!
How about changing the locks and stop answering his calls? lol