Dec 26
Post-Christmas Thoughts
For the extra X-mas feel I had the radio on all day while cooking and ehm… it’s kinda fucking weird hearing Britney Spears sing “Santa, can you hear me ? I have been so good this year”… IF he heard you at all, Hon, I don’t think he’ll fucking believe his Santa ears…- And ehm… I don’t know about you, but I sure as hell have no ambition having “Jack Frost nipping at my nose” as Stevie Wonder was singing to me from the radio… Not something that would put me in the holiday spirit… Then again we can’t really blame Stevie for that one… He’s never laid eyes on Jack Frost most probably…
- A batch of Spanish tapas that was actually meant for 5-6 people is a hell of a lot of food to get through for a 37 and a 10 year old, when family X-mas plans fell thru due to flu symptoms at the BIL and Sis’s… *widening belt a notch*
- Any number of times playing Monopoly Tropical Tycoon (don’t ask, it exists) exceeding 2 games/day with a 10 year old is too fucking much… Trust me, it is!
- Cleaning out your closets by lack of activities (STFU! I told ya I suck at relaxing) is not good for moral: I had to throw out a pack of condoms that was PAST THE SELL BY DATE!!!
- Celine Dion better not ever show up in
machetearm’s reach of me… Celine Dion doin’ her Christmas things is even worse than the usual… - Shouldn’t eggnog really be called EggKnock? Or did I just fuck up something in the recipe?
- The invention of Second Christmas day, like we have in Dutchyland… I love that…
Sifting with your fingers thru sateh marinade for the tiny pieces of chicken breast you need to pierce on tiny skewers (STFU I was making mini-satehs, they’re tapas for Santa’s sake!) is kinda challening when the marinade itself is kinda lumpy due to the onions and ginger in there…- So explain to me… what’s the whole fucking big deal about “I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus” anyway?
I am just aSome women are just suckers for older men with grey hair! It’s a genetic defect,IThey can’t help it…
Is that true about the grey hair? There is a lot of grey in my hair if I don’t shave. So should I keep the bald look or go for the grey? Which will get me the most ladies?
Fab: Well, I divorced a bald guy… but I wouldn’t go as far as dissing ALL bald guys over that… Right?
I don’t know about you but a stomach like a bowl full of jelly is pretty damn sexy.
Thanks for the heads up about the blog being off line! I hope you had an awesome Holiday hon!
Robin: Oh yeah, it cán be, LOL
ANO: You’re welcome. Glad to see this a.m. you were back on line! Muah!
If you haven’t seen the movie “Bad Santa” look it up! I didn’t even get kissed under the mistletoe this year- gotta get one of those Santa suits….. A guy would never admit to “out of date” condoms- whether he had some(most do) or not!!!!
Buff: I’ve seen it, LOL. I didn’t even HAVE mistletoe… What’s the use? And on the condom thing: good! that means I am not a guy (yet)
I have never quite seen the scandalous aspect of that stupid song myself. Now, if it were “I saw Mommy have carnal relations with Santa Claus”, now you have something Freudian. Hard to fit into a song, though.
I’ll take a doggie bag of those tapas, please.
And Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Just Dave: Yeah, pretty hard, but do-able I am sure, LOL
Nanuk: Hold out your hand, babe! And Merry X-Mas to you too!
Come clean my closets!
I’m glad you had time to relax–even though you didn’t!
What happens if you use a condom past the sell by date? Do you turn into a leprechaun? (No offense to leprechauns.)
I cannot read my captcha word. Dammit!
Got a new one. What does the “christmas b” one say? Christmas Bags?
the condom comment made me laugh. truly laugh. thank you. LOL But I’m sorry lol… our Christmas has been quiet too but nice.
I’m glad you’re doing good though :) Cheers to you hon.
Mommy kissed Santa because the UPS guy was on vacation. Thats all.
Merry Christmas Dutchy
Oh shit… condoms have sell by dates??? Damn….I guess I’d better throw mine out too…they are ummmm…..well…let’s not get into how old they are? sigh…….
Metalmom: Nah, can only do one batch of closets a year… Sorry
Poppy: the condom moths eat holes in ‘m
Shortie: Cheers back atcha, Hon!
MisstressM: The Dutch UPS guys are hideous!
CinnKitty: Uhm… yes, they do… Horrific isn’t it?
Then soon time to go shopping… :blush:
Bitch you can not sit there and complain you were bored, I fucking well offered to bring you my laundry but you said no, so sit there and drown yourself in bordom, oh and incase you crawled under the sofa to get away from it all, I got newsfor you SALES SALES SALES!!!! ALL THE SHOE SHOPS ARE OPEN AGAIN!!! **shakes her shopping bags** little mistress and I spent all day shopping and did we shop!!!!
LOL @ expired condoms. Hey, you can come stay at my place anytime. My house is in need of some serious cleaning!