If you consider yourself “my friend”
And you were at my place on Friday, seeking my emotional support over all the shit that is happening in your life
And I txt you yesterday “Great! Just saw GP and I have serious throat and ear infection going on. In lots of pain and fever. Shit!”
And your only reply is “Well, I DO have something to “lubricate” your throat with though, if you like *wink wink*”
You’ve just landed yourself a top spot on my “FuckTard-O-Meter”
Just so you know…
Oh well, I guess I’m not a Self Proclaimed Fucktard Magnet for nuttin’…
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Well I can I say? lube him up?? hope your feeling well soon and the fact of the matter is bitch if you were not sucking things so hard you might not have got a throat infection and pop your eardrums because you do know that is what your GP was trying to tell you, they just word things a lot better :)
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Severity: SHUT UP BITCH! LOL
You KNOW there has not been any remote sucking for a looooong time! I wish!
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OMG, I cannot belive people are like that.. I tought only in my office were these jerks making totally inappropriate and lame sexist jokes..
O tempora, o mores!
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Really? Holy crap, what an asswipe. That is fucking unbelievable.
On behalf of men everywhere, I apologize.
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Catalin: Believe it
Fab: Thanks Hon…
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Ok Ok Ok I will shut up!! fuck calling me a bitch, atleast when you say “Shut up bitch” I keep my mouth closed, no throat or ear infection here
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Jeez you get sick alot! Stop trying to run the world for a couple of days, and get some rest….
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Severity: Well, maybe when hugging you at lunch on Monday it rubbed off on you a bit too
Buff: Well, actually I don’t get sick a lot. I just never take the time to get better so it never really goes away and then it just leads to something new… yeah yeah, I know…
And you DO remember what it was like with young kids dontcha… bugs… school… daycare… more bugs… snotty noses…
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Just reply “I can’t help but bite off anything that sticks into my mouth”.
The bastard will be ouchy just with the thought of it
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But I DO have something to lubricate your throat with! They’re called cough drops! What were you referring to??….OOOHHH!!! I get it now!!!!
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That is quite the fucktard, he’s why so many straight women turn gay.
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This is exactly the kind of story that makes me think I should be all done with boys.
ALL DONE.
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Is there something wrong with that? That’s what I tell everyone who tells me they’re sick!
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FroggyWoogie: Hmmm, maybe that is better than ignoring him
Metalmom: Flip those cough drops this way, Hon!
Robin: OK… but I’m not ready to turn gay just yet…
Poppy: OK… but I’m not ready to be all done with ‘m yet…
Avi: But you’re AVI! So that’s normal!
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DB, that’s *exactly* what I tell Avi when I tell him someone is annoying me and he tells me he’d say exactly the same thing! He gets some sort of permanent free pass for saying fucktarded stuff, because when he says it somehow it doesn’t seem fucktarded…
(Hi.)
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I would assume he isn’t talking about NyQuil.
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Poppy: Yeah, it works for me, and I think for Avi too
Lynda: I would assume the same…
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Sometimes, I’m acutely embarressed by the sheer idiocy of my own gender.
Over here, you’d be told to go suck a Fisherman’s Friend. It’s too complicated to explain…
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Yeah, I can understand.
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WDKY: We have “Fisherman’s Friend” in Dutchyland so I do understand the reference… LOL
Robin: Thanks…
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My thoughts about this whole thing are there is a time and place for everything, and that was neither the time nor the place for a comment like that.
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MC: I think I love you
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Isn’t the ‘Fisherman’s Friend’ his rod???
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Just the word Fucktard makes this an outstanding post. What a great line he used. Should have thought of it. It would be better if he were not so subtle.
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Ignore the asshole and take some schnapps and honey with a little lemon juice. It will fix you up and, if it doesn’t, you won’t care.
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Metalmom: Noooooooooooooo
Yojoe: I use the word regularly…
Just Dave: LOL, thanks for that tip
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sigh…. and people wonder why we amazing, gorgeous women are still single…. well DUH! cause this is what we are faced with every day… ugh!
Hope you are feeling better love! xoxoxoxxo
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woo hoo I got stiletto as an anti spam word, so excited about that I forgot what I was gonig to type!!
Oh yes something about you hugging and squeezing my private places in public, you were so close and touchy I got to have caught something!!!!
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