I am on Hyves… It’s a kinda MySpace thing but Dutch. Well, it ís international, but I am on the Dutch one. I keep track of mainly my Dutch friends thru there and I’ve actually found some old classmates on there and such. It’s a nice place that I check about every day… The other day I suddenly got a message from a guy I didn’t know at all… I checked his page for mutual friends… None… I had no clue why he was messaging me… I read the message and it said: “What a stupid picture. Are you any kind of good looking if you don’t pull a shitface like that?”
W.T.F.?
My Hyves page has got the very same picture as my Facebook page and the left sidebar of this blog has. Yes, I pull a face on there. And “NO” I don’t give a shit what a pompous asshole I don’t even know thinks of that… Tsk! I replied to his message that if he thought the picture is stupid, he’d be welcome to stay away from my page and Hyve on. I got a reply saying that that was not at all what he meant and that he in fact thought I was really cute.
Huh?
*crickets*
Could’ve fooled me! And that is exactly what I told him. I háte people who start saying one thing and then when it doesn’t sort the desired effect, turn around and go the complete opposite way.
Now he’s on my back… He wants a date… Yeah, go fuck yourself… Did I tell ya he’s 28? Yeah… Don’t get me wrong, it’s not meant in a generalizing way, but I just don’t fall for younger men. There is no particular reason for it, I just don’t. Now now, don’t allaya younger guys go bashing me about that! I love all of you, I have plenty younger friends, male and female, but I think it’s a genetic defect thingy with me… I just never fall for younger guys… I started dating when I was 15 and it’s a historical fact that they just don’t do it for me… Never.fancied.one.ever…
So 28 year old smart ass foul mouth boy is now on my back emailing me time and time again he wants a date. My “I am not interested in a date with you“, and “I don’t fancy younger men” are said time and time again to deaf man’s ears… There is no stopping him. I’ve blocked his ass twice now and he keeps finding a way around it…
Hang on, there he is again… Sheesh! *blocking his ass again*
I mean, WTF is it with some guys? The tougher you are with them, the more you tell them “NO“, the more of an interesting challenge you become to them. I mean, STFU! Hell No! There is no way I’d pursue a man who has clearly told me off.
Well, my turn downs are clearly hitting a brick wall. He’s thicker than concrete… that’s for sure… Even if I would fancy younger men, he wouldn’t be one of them. Shit No! I don’t care even if he had a golden championship dick! He’d better get his head out of his ass!
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We both seem to know some popmous arses!!! My Hyves is safe, I am an Aussie living in Dutchy land so no one looks me up at all.
Girl send him to my hyves and tell him I am your lover! I will crack my whip and make him understand.
Men you don’t tell them the truth they are all shitty at you, you are direct they think your not telling the truth, strange creatures indeed.
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Aigh, people. Some men just don’t seem to take the hints, and being attached doesn’t seem to bother them either, they just see it as more of a challenge! Good luck with getting rid of this one, Dutchy :)
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Just speaking for myself and not all men everywhere- I wouldn’t be interested in a woman who didn’t show interest in me. A one-time rejection seems better than rejection on a regular basis!
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I know girls like that….. reeaaaaally!
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He seems trollish. Try not to feed him.
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Severity: I don’t think whipcracking would make much difference and if it did, in the wrong way…
Rache: I think I will need a HUGE dose of luck…
Catalin: You clearly know nothing about us girls
NYCW: LOL, check: no feeding… OK
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You seriously need to write a book.
Most women do not attract men in MASSES like you. Seriously.
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Guys are idiots and that’s all there is to it I think. Do they not stop and read the message before they send them?
Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them. :D
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I’m 29, does that make me out of the running?
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Again, boys/stupid. Maybe I ought to try the bitch thing…
Is that prounounced \”hives\” like those itchy things I get from cats?
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Woo Hoo! Your very own cyber stalker! You should love him and hug him and squeeze him and name him George! Oh, and have him reported as well. hee…hee..hee…
Wow girlie.. he really wants you. Like…in a bad way. ;)
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Hmmm, had this great comment and then got the anti-spam word, Mojito and all that did was remind of the last Mojito I had when my mom got her face lift.
I like that picture of you! And, this guy sounds like he needs to grow up.
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What a douche. Men!
That picture of you is actually my favorite.
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What a conversation starter, that guy is. :evil: I would just ignore him. He’ll go away.
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Britt: Oh I think plenty of women do but not crazy ones like me. But then again, I AM a self proclaimed fucktard magnet…
ANO: I am pretty sure this one didn’t read it before sending…
Robin: I can make an exception for younger women… if you want me too
Finn: Yup, pronounced just like that
CinnKitty: Well actually it got worse and he was actually seriously showing stalker signs… (the messaging 10 times/hr and getting angry if no reply) So I blocked his ass in every way I could and reported him. It’s been quiet since…
Amy: Mojito will do that to you…
Fab: Awww, thanks Hon!
Lynda: Unfortunately ignoring didn’t work
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I dost think thou protest too much. Sounds like you’ve got a big crush on this guy.
Then again, being a useless man, I’m always interpreting women’s signals incorrectly.
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Useless Man: Well, either its YOU or this guy could easily join YOUR ranks
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Ahhh I see the ‘fucktard magnet’ is operating at full strength
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oh, I hate people who do that shit too! someone messaged me with a smartass comment re: my band on myspace and then when I told him off he turned it around like “oh, I was only messin around!” yeah, well still? fuck you….is my thoughts on the matter…..LOL!
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Turnbaby: Always, Hon, Always
Webmiztris: Amen, Girl!
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I have a wealth of experience for my age…wait that doesn’t sound good.
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