Archive for December, 2007

Dec 26 2007

Post-Christmas Thoughts

Published by DutchBitch under Deep Shit, Holidays

  • jf.jpgFor the extra X-mas feel I had the radio on all day while cooking and ehm… it’s kinda fucking weird hearing Britney Spears sing “Santa, can you hear me ? I have been so good this year”… IF he heard you at all, Hon, I don’t think he’ll fucking believe his Santa ears…
  • And ehm… I don’t know about you, but I sure as hell have no ambition having “Jack Frost nipping at my nose” as Stevie Wonder was singing to me from the radio… Not something that would put me in the holiday spirit… Then again we can’t really blame Stevie for that one… He’s never laid eyes on Jack Frost most probably…
  • A batch of Spanish tapas that was actually meant for 5-6 people is a hell of a lot of food to get through for a 37 and a 10 year old, when family X-mas plans fell thru due to flu symptoms at the BIL and Sis’s… *widening belt a notch*
  • Any number of times playing Monopoly Tropical Tycoon (don’t ask, it exists) exceeding 2 games/day with a 10 year old is too fucking much… Trust me, it is!
  • Cleaning out your closets by lack of activities (STFU! I told ya I suck at relaxing) is not good for moral: I had to throw out a pack of condoms that was PAST THE SELL BY DATE!!!
  • Celine Dion better not ever show up in machete arm’s reach of me… Celine Dion doin’ her Christmas things is even worse than the usual…
  • Shouldn’t eggnog really be called EggKnock? Or did I just fuck up something in the recipe?
  • The invention of Second Christmas day, like we have in Dutchyland… I love that…
  • mks.jpgSifting with your fingers thru sateh marinade for the tiny pieces of chicken breast you need to pierce on tiny skewers (STFU I was making mini-satehs, they’re tapas for Santa’s sake!) is kinda challening when the marinade itself is kinda lumpy due to the onions and ginger in there…
  • So explain to me… what’s the whole fucking big deal about “I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus” anyway? I am just a Some women are just suckers for older men with grey hair! It’s a genetic defect, I They can’t help it…

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Dec 25 2007

Merry DutchBitchin’ X-Mas!!!

Published by DutchBitch under Bloggers Unite, Holidays

Hello my Sugah’s, my Baby’s, My Hon-Eyz, my Dah’lin’s, my Stars, my Ray’s of Sunshine, my Beauties, my Hotties, my Sexies, my Bitches, my Bloggy Friends… and yes… you lurkers out there too…

Due to lack of funds this year I had to opt out of sending real life X-Mas cards so please consider this my personal Christmas Greeting to all of you. I wish you all the best and many many thanks to all of you that did send me a card, as it is up there on my livingroom door and I look at it all the time, wondering what I did to deserve such wonderful bloggy friends!

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I wish you all a Merry Christmas. I spent Christmas Eve with The Kid snuggling up on the couch with all our X-Mas vid’s and dvd’s. That’s the way I’ll spend today as well, as the flu broke out in part of the family and as I am still on Prednison I am staying the hell away from there.

Hope you all have a great day! I’ll be back tomorrow!

Did I tell ya I love y’all? Cuz I do! Muah!

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Dec 24 2007

Fucking Awesome Result!

Published by DutchBitch under Hallelujah!, WTF?

Remember THIS post of a few days ago?

Yeah, our guys were let out of the house about half an hour ago with a fucking awesome result:

!!!!! EUR 5,249,466 !!!!!

Yes, uh-huh…

FIVE MILLION TWOHUNDREDFOURTYNINE THOUSAND FOURHUNDREDSIXTYSIX EURO’S!

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That’s US$ 7,059,482 or British Pounds 3,557,038 or Canadian dollars 6,999,113… Just to give you a ballparc figure in some of your own currencies…

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Holy Fucking Shit! I am SO proud of our Dutch DJ’s and our Dutch people!!!

Oh, and my “Christmas present” today was a speeding ticket…

But I couldn’t care less with the above news…

That’s all.. Have a great Christmas Eve y’all… Peace… Now kiss me… Quick!

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Dec 24 2007

DutchBitch says: Relax..?

Published by DutchBitch under Holidays, It's All About Me

OK… so I’ve pretty much recovered from the throat- and earinfection…

I suck at sleeping in…

The Kid is in his room playing and enjoying his Christmas break…

I am on Christmas break too, so no going to the office today…frankiesaysrelax.jpg

I’m did the last Christmas grocery shopping on Sunday…

We don’t do the whole Santa thing over here in Dutchyland, so there’s no presents to wrap…

I’ve finished all the laundry, ironing and cleaning the house, yesterday…

There’s no cooking for Christmas dinner to do until tomorrow

No Christmas dinner, the BIL is violently ill…

*crickets*

*more crickets*

O . M . F . G !

I don’t know what to do with myself!!!

Is this what people call “down time”? Is this the time that you’re supposed to put your feet up and do something to enjoy yourself? Is this that time that one is supposed to read a book, watch a dvd, or more of that useless relaxation shit? Cuz… it’s been so long… I forgot… and I s.e.r.i.o.u.s.l.y don’t know what to do with myself… right now… I DON’T!!!

Fuck… I think I forgot how to do nothing… It’s freaking me out…

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Dec 23 2007

Luke… I am your Santa…

Published by DutchBitch under Funny Shit, Holidays

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