The Dutch Files

Aug 29

Ding Thong

Have you ever worn a short skirt to the office…

With kinda skimpy panties underneath…

Then dropped some documents on the floor…

Forgot that you were wearing that short skirt…

With those skimpy panties under there…

And bent over to pick up your documents…

With one of the professor colleauges of your boss standing behind you..

Have you?

Well… DON’T…

Bad Idea…

Bad Bad BAAAAAAAAD IDEAAAA!!!

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Besides, squatting is much better for your knees anyway…

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Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m busy resuscitating said professor..

Somebody call 911!!!

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20 Dutch Treats to “Ding Thong”

1. buffalodickdyon 29 Aug 2007 at 1:16 pm

   Never worn a short skirt, but I have walked around with my zipper open a few times….
   Anyway, this must have happened to you. I’d be looking too, and saying something like “Thank you, Jesus”….

2. metalmomon 29 Aug 2007 at 1:40 pm

   Can you reach the floor by bending at the waist?*SIGH* If I could still do that I’d do it ALL THE TIME!!!

   Did you at least blush?

3. DutchBitchon 29 Aug 2007 at 1:45 pm

   Buff: Yup, it happened to me. The zipper thing is nasty too,

   Metalmom: Me? Blush? Hell No!

4. Lisaon 29 Aug 2007 at 1:49 pm

   hahaha way to go!
   No harm in “accidentally” showing off your features once in a while ;)

5. AndiMACon 29 Aug 2007 at 2:36 pm

   Ooooh, what a naughty Dutchie By the way that was a very hot movie (the Secretary)

6. Robon 29 Aug 2007 at 3:47 pm

   Every year a bunch of us participate in a golf tournament for breast cancer and raise money by having all of our friends come out and laugh at us. Why do they want to come out? Because we are playing golf dressed as women. So I can honestly say that yes… I’ve worn a short skirt with skimpy underwear.

   It was the kind of moment that brings just a bit of vomit to the back of your throat.

7. Lyndaon 29 Aug 2007 at 3:56 pm

   I never wear skirts. I don’t even think I own one anymore.

8. DutchBitchon 29 Aug 2007 at 3:59 pm

   Lisa: LOL, so right!

   AndiMac: It was a hot movie!

   Rob: Wow… that’s ehm… nasty!

   Lynda: I do own a few, but hardly ever wear them to the office. That’s why I keep forgetting about wearing one…

9. Finnon 29 Aug 2007 at 4:00 pm

   *thud*

10. DutchBitchon 29 Aug 2007 at 4:11 pm

    Finn:

11. Shellion 29 Aug 2007 at 9:28 pm

    Maybe (if he is gorgeous and not married, of course) it will be the start of something beautiful!

12. FroggyWoogieon 29 Aug 2007 at 10:31 pm

    what a pic!

    Tsk tsk tsk. Looking for some promotion Dutchie? Or maybe a raise? LOL
    

13. DutchBitchon 29 Aug 2007 at 10:32 pm

    Shelli: I’ve been working at the medical center for 15 years. If there’d be gorgeous & unmarried around, I’d know… and have totally different, far more effective methods…

    Froggywoogie: LOL, hope your colleagues liked it as much as you do! ;-)

14. Shellion 29 Aug 2007 at 10:40 pm

    Ahh…I misunderstood. I wasn’t thinking that he worked there. And I didn’t think you did it on purpose, as a means to entice him.

15. DutchBitchon 29 Aug 2007 at 10:43 pm

    Shelli: He works there… and I didn’t do it on purpose, LOL No way! hahaha

16. janeon 30 Aug 2007 at 12:50 am

    oh my god, you bad baaaaaaad girl!!! This is 1 of those
    things you & your boss will NEVER forget.

17. Tugon 30 Aug 2007 at 2:36 am

    You need to do that to ‘the Thing’ mentioned in your previous post. But a lips tattoo on your butt first so he knows he can kiss your ass. hee

18. Jarodon 30 Aug 2007 at 2:54 am

    That is why, at all times, I wear the words “Hello World!” on my underwear - you know, in case my pants rip.

19. blondebloggeron 30 Aug 2007 at 5:37 am

    LOL! At least you didn’t pull a Britney, right? :)

20. DutchBitchon 30 Aug 2007 at 12:23 pm

    Jane: Ya think?

    Tug: Well, only if it can be a non-permanent tattoo… LOL I already have one and one is plenty

    Jarod: Send me somathose?

    BlondeBlogger: I didn’t, LOL

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