Jun 29
Gah! Not cool…
OK… I am now officially suffering from “Summer-Holiday-Isn’t-Starting-For-Another-4-Weeks-But-I-Need-It-To-Start-Right-Now! Fatigue“…
It’s getting harder and harder to drag myself out of bed in the morning, it’s getting equally hard to motivate The Kid to get up. My mornings are filled with rushing everything and pre-summer-holiday stress… rushing The Kid out of bed, get him breakfast, get him to shower and get dressed, drag myself under the shower and get dressed, do my hair and make up and then finally, before rushing off to the car to drive him to school/daycare: get his schoolstuff together, get my office stuff together…
So yesterday morning I had to put some extra stuff in my handbag. I had been sorting it out the night before and the last 2 items to put in there were my sinus spray and the brandnew lipstick I bought yesterday. I put some on, put in in the bag and got all our stuff together and we were off. I dropped The Kid off and rushed to the office… Gah! Another busy day ahead… And I am SO tired of it all… I am thís close to blowing a fuse even walking into the office… without anyone having nagged me about anything… I am usually not like that but I am só ready for summer break… Ugh…
I got thru the morning fairly well. No casualties at the office as a result of my pissy mood, so that was quite an achievement. And I got a lot done, so that was great as well. So when one of my colleagues asked me to come with her for an early lunch I was ready to go! I put my stuff in my locker, got my personnel badge out and then I rummaged thru my bag for the lipstick… Hey… A single chick’s gotta look good wherever she goes, even if it is the personnel restaurant.
So I stuck my arm in the handbag (it’s a deep handbag) and felt around for the lipstick… it was nowhere to be found…
WTF!? I put it in there just this morning… Grmbblll!!!! I swirled my arm thru there again (STFU! The bag doesn’t have separate compartments, that sucks, but it IS the coolest handbag around!)… Nothing… Aaarrrggghhh!!!! To my colleagues dismay I then took the time to turn the whole bag over on her desk and search all the stuff that fell out. Isn’t it amazing the stuff you can fit in just the one handbag? Ha! There was plenty of crap in there but no lipstick… Bugger!
We went to lunch and then I got myself thru the afternoon at the office somehow… I had to check out an hour early because The Kid had an extracurricular activity of his school in the evening and I needed the extra hour to have enough time to rush to daycare, pick up The Kid, rush home, have dinner, and then rush back to the musical school happening he was supposed to attend…
I managed to get out of the office only half an hour early… Shit! So I rushed to daycare, got The Kid’s stuff together, and took him to the car. We talked on the way home about how his day went at school.
The Kid: “Ehm… Mum… when I looked in my backpack at school… I found this thingy in there… I think it was yours…”
DutchBitch: “What thingy?”
The Kid: “Well, ehm… it was some kinda lipstick thingy, I think”
DutchBitch: *blank stare*
Apparently I am reaaaaaallly ready for summer break to start… That shit never happens to me… I am always very organized…
And Holy Crap! OMFG! That must not have scored high on the Cool-O-Meter when The Kid dug that thing up out of his backpack at school… That might have fucked him up for life…
as long as he’s not, you know, wearing the lipstick, he’s probably fine
Relax girl, after all it’s not a toy you put in his bag by mistake…
Lucky the kid didn’t get a trauma from it. Hahahah, next time first call the kid and ask if the stuff is in his bag ( again ). But I should probably shut up after the blender incident, right ?
Oh great. Now he’s gay. Nice going!
Good thing it wasn’t his shade/color…..
LMAO… the other day i was in a hurry and put a tampon in my almost fiver year old’s swim bag. Nice. He pulled it out at the pool yelling WHAT IS THIS… Four weeks to go… where are you headed?
It could have been worse. In your rush you could have put lipstick up your nose and then sprayed your lips with sinus stuff!
Please get out of my head…
Do you read Bluepaintred? Her son went to school one day with her panties sticking out from under his shirt color. Some girl pulled them out and the whole class saw. Feel better? Well, I tried.
Hahahaha! Awesome. I’ve done stuff that before, so don’t feel bad. As long he wasn’t wearing said lipstick when you picked him up, I think both he and you will be fine!
Did you just say bugger?
ROTFLMAO
If The Kid was smart, he wouldn’t have shown anybody the weird lipstick thingy. ROFL!
Thanks for reminding me that I needed to wear my lipstick. I am infamous for that. That’s why I always buy three sets of the same tube of lipstick; one for the car, one for the office, and one for the bottomless purse.
Buy a Lotto ticket. Seriously.
Amanda: Well, he will neva be wearing the lipstick, LOL
FroggyWoogie: OMFG! Hell No! That would be horrific!
JustMeTalking: Ehm… yes!
Fab: Thanks Hon, I try my best to get things in order before you get over here ;-)
buffalodickdy: Well, who knows. Maybe it was…
Shortie: LMAO! That’s a killer too! I am heading to Italy.
metalmom: I am not sure The Kid would categorize that as “worse”
Finn: Hee hee!!! That IS funny!
Lucy: Well, I don’t think he was, but then I was not paying special attention to that.
Miss Britt: I did! LOL
Lynda: I don’t think he did. He’s smart like that…
MisstressM: So you can misplace3 sets?
D-Man: Ya think? So when I have won, I’ll have lost the ticket…
me and froggy both have our minds in the gutter….LOL I was thinking the same damn thing as him!!
Hehe. Poor kid. I don’t think anyone avoids having something like that happen to them at school though. My mum used to pack baked bean sandwiches for me most days. You have no idea the variety of jokes primary school kids can make about that.
Webmiztriz: Well, isn’t that the only placed for a mind to be?
Mau: Yeah, shit happens… and lipsticks do too, as well as baked bean sandwiches ;-)