May 30
Hit-Bitch
I drove to the office this morning…
Later than usual because I had to take The Kid to school…
She was there… again… I was in line behind her… again…
SHE DID IT AGAIN! Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!
I did it.
I shot her.
I killed HandBag Bitch…
Do you think they’ll go for “self defense” and “favor to society” at my trial?
I mean, it was in self defense really, wasn’t it? Wasn’t it?
And I did do society a huge favor by popping her, didn’t I? Didn’t I?
Have to go pick out my new tattoo now, to be sure to ooze power and gain respect in maximum security slammer…
I’m thinking lots of guns, devils and samurai swords in there… Whaddayathink?
Or maybe like De Niro in “Cape Fear”-ish? Would that work for me?
Maybe I can become best buddies with Holleeder now…
Someone get me a first class lawyer, please?
And someone please clean up the brain and blood shit at the parking garage, that would be great too…
I wouldn’t want to be fined for littering as well…
Thank you for doing your part to help improve society
Honey, I have bail money ready…..I’ve been saving it for the Pen Click, but it sounds like you need it before me……LOL
… and then you woke up, so, so, soooo disappointed it was just a dream lol.
I think this woman is trying to tell you something. Maybe she has a crush on you and doesn’t know how to make the first move hahaha.
You were totally justified. I’ll send you a cake with a file in it.
Just another couple of million brainless arseholes to go :) I salute you (go with a dagger through a bleeding heart, that’ll tell Big Sam you mean business :P)
Where the hell did you get a handgun in the Netherlands? Easier to get drugs or sex than a gun(I’m told!).
Nope. Not gonna touch it. Then again, I don’t do windows either. LOL
Take me. Take me right now. And as we’re doing it tell me the story of how you killed her again and again…
Wait a minute. I’m starting to freak myself out.
Baby, the garage has been taken care of. Just a thought, don’t consider the teddy bear when getting your tattoo, It’s not ‘butch’ enough. The lawyer’s coming–DON’T SAY A WORD!!
Psst… over here… welcome to the Hitbitch protection program. We’ll take care of everything and blame your murder on roaming gangs of teenage boys. Who wouldn’t believe that?
What about sharing a prison cell with Holleeder?
Amanda: You are SO welcome.
Lucy: I’ll pay it all back to you with my credit card *wink wink*, I promise ;-)
FroggyWoogie: Oh please NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
fracas: Can you make it double chocolate cream? The cake, I mean, not the file.
Rache: Wow! Thanks for the tattoo tip!
Attila: My God woman! Don’t make me disclose information on the twat shower curtain!
Fab: No Hon! That’s not freakin’ out, that’s just getting horny… totally normal… Isn’t it?
metalmom: No teddybear, unless it’s a realllly evil one… My lips are sealed!
Finn: OK, can I be relocated to an area with hot single non-cheating men? Please?
Andre: Hon! I am taking over his prison cell and his reign. I am the Big Shot now over here!
buffalodickdy: *sexy voice* Hon… I have my ways…
You know, your sister’s neighbor boys would love for you to be on the lam, because they want your son to live with his aunt.
But I think you wouldn’t get along with Holleeder. Don’t those mobster types only want women they can slap around?
You work in a medical compound… get some other physical evidence and frame someone else you hate for the crime… it is simple.
I’ll hide you out here in Hell. Payment is only taking out my ‘boss’…that simple!
I have a guest room if you need a hide-out! ;-)
Completely Justifiable.
Lynda: Hey, the question is will Holleeder get along with ME…
MC: Good idea! Plenty of people to frame here!
Tug: Details on your boss, please
Pissy: Thanks Hon. It’s great to know that my blogbuddies have got my back
Marty: I knew it!