Aug 30
All Tits ‘n Ass…
I ran into one of my male friends the other day. He belongs to a group of friends I don’t see that often anymore. By choice… Yesterday I was reminded again why I decided to pull out of that group of friends a few months ago…
Male Friend: “Hey Girl! How’ve you been?”
DutchBitch: “Fine, I’ve been fine. You?”
MF: “I’ve been OK. You know: busy at work, relationship, kids”
DB: “Yeah, I know about most of that”
*MF staring at my ass and working his way up my body*
DB: “Yes?”
MF: “Damn’ woman, you look mighty horny. I would love to drag you into the alley and have it off with you. Just seeing you makes me want to rip you to pieces”
*putting his face close to my ear*
MF: “Just say the word and I’ll be there. I mean you are single… and I am avaible for you if you like. Can be our little secret”
*crickets*
*nasty look*
MF: “Why are you looking at me like that? Whaaaattt???”
DB: “What? You ask me what? I’ll tell you what! I wonder if any of you guys can é-v-e-r look at me and not say shit like that. I am not júst a vag! or just an ass! or just tits, or whatever. I am a PERSON and a pretty nice one in all, I think, and I am totally fed up with all the raunchy talk from all of you fuckers. It’s all you ever have to say to me. Fuck off and leave me alone. Join your fellow fucktards and tell X that she’s got a shitty asshole for a boyfriend!”
Oh, and I stated that in front of his office… with some of his colleagues standing pretty close, having a smoke outside…
Fucktard!
I am SO fed up with shit like that. Being seen as just a lustobject by men who call themselves my “friends”. I get plenty of that from guys I dón’t know. This guy is from a group of friends who are ALL married or at the very least in some kind of relationship and have been giving me this shit off and on ever since I got divorced. A few months ago I told all of them to go fuck themselves and not contact me anymore. I am glad I am not in touch with ‘m anymore. Shame I have to run into them every once in a while…
From now on the abbreviation MF in here just stands for Motherfucker.. I am just sorry I didn’t make the effort to raise my hand and bitchslap him..
obviously his gf isn’t giving him what he wants anymore, otherwise he wouldn’t have been practically begging you for it!
triest hoor (sad).
And to think that guy called himself your friend…with friends like that, who needs enemies.
oh btw…FIRST!
I am beginning to think that Dutch men are even bigger pigs than American men. That is an impressive accomplishment.
Ewww. Good riddance!
Reminds me of a joke- Guy is at a dance, sees a buddy of his standing close to a good looking woman, whispering something in her ear. Next thing he sees is his buddy getting slapped hard across the chops by the woman, who storms away. He goes over to his friend and asks “What did you say to her?” The guy rubbing his face says “I just asked her if she’d like to go out to my car and get laid”. “Jeez! You must get slapped alot!” Buddy answers, “Yeah, but I get laid alot, too!”…
Lisa: First? Impressive! Yeah, the guy sucks (figuratively)
Fab: I think they’ll leave the American men behind by a landslide… At least most of the fucktards I know…
Attila: Good riddance, indeed!
Buff: LOL, that’s a very “happy ending” isn’t it?
I always wondered what ever made men think this was a great way to pick up women. Are there any women who think “Oh wow, what a smooth talker! I can’t wait to hook up with a pig such as this!” :evil:
He sounds like he needs a good bitchslap. In fact, more than one.
This is hugely entertaining, so I’ve added you to my Blogroll (hope you don’t mind). Pop over and say hi when you’re particularly bored you have a minute…
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you SO should have bitch slapped him. What a damn prick. (because pigs are even too good to be associated with his lot)
WTF kind of group is this woman? Some kind of swingers club? Damn!
It’s shit like this that made me remove my picture from everything on the Internet. I don’t get a lot of that in real life because I spend the majority of the day around cops — I think I scare them!
You shouldn’t be angry. You should feel sorry for the guy. He sees you and all the blood rushes out of his big brain and into his little one.
Nah, you should have bitch slapped him.
Metalmom: Yeah, as IF!
LisaB: Maybe also a bitchkick?
WDKY: Welcome. I’ll stop by soon.
AndiMac: Yeah, pigs are too great to be associated with shit like this. Even shit is better, come to think of it…
Britt: The We Are The Biggest Fucktards On The Planet-group!
Finn: I wish I scared them… And you are so right about getting out for that reason!
Lynda: LOL, Yes I should’ve
I was going to ask if you wanted to see my penis, but you can forget all about that now.
Just when I thought I was the lowest of the low, someone outdoes me.
I have to set new goals.
Oh I can only imagine if you had faked accepting and asked him to go, get undressed and wait for you. Then, SNAP! Surprise! What an interesting pic in the mobile now! You had time to run away safely.
Joefish: Put your money where you penis is and Show Me The Money!!!
Marty: You might wanna start with growing tulips the RIGHT way…
FroggyWoogie: Ugh, no! No desire to see him naked and to snap the picture I would’ve had to look at some point…
Oh it was just to use as security shield: you harass me again, I show up this pic to “whom you know” lol
Of course I don’t really mean it. What woman would like to keep such a pic with her? :)
I believe that heavy thunk I just heard was a gauntlet being dropped.
Carry a bottle of KY Jelly in your purse and hand it off to the Fucktards as they open their mouth. Dont say anything, just smile and say, “The restroom is to your right, I am sure you know what to do with this. If not….you will figure it out.”
IDIOTS!!!! Why are most single men so stupid?
As you know I am an exceptionally evil person, so don’t hate me because I’m a bitch!
In a large public area with a loudspeaker, call the loudspeaker person when this MF creep and hopefully his friends and family are with him, and tell them there is a medical emergency: Please inform MF, repeat MF that an opening in his operating schedule has opened for this evening and he can take him for his transsexual surgery immediately. He should come to hospital, bring the sample boob implants with him, and remember he wouldn’t be able to eat for ten days following surgery as they were going to have to harvest approximately 12 inches of tissue for his vaginal construction, as his penis is so small it wouldn’t make a vagina 2 inches long. Thank you for your attention.
Oh, and you tested positive for Syphalis, so he’ll need to go on a penecillian regimen too. God I wish I had spellcheck in this stuff. DUH.
See now I feel bad for being flirty/dirty with you.
FroggyWoogie: LOL I don’t know…
Joefish: Hell Yeah!
MisstressM: It’s even worse than that.. He’s NOT single… Even bigger fucktard!
Karen: You always have THE BEST ideas!!! You make me feel totally inadequate, LOL
MC: Nothing wrong with being flirty/dirty at times, just as long as that is not all you are about… And you’re not
Wow, are you serious? He must be either really immature, or not brought up properly. In either case he dishonored himself.
Good for you for putting that fucktard in his place. Even better that his coworkers got to hear it! I don’t think you could’ve planned that one any better.
I’m glad you ditched them, they are nowhere near your league.
I’ve been so behind with blogging, I didn’t realize you were so sad! I’m sorry I wasn’t here for you.
And this? I’m so glad you did what you did. I’m with FInn on the photos, except for facebook since I can make it private, and seriously, married? Some people have no class. :(
I’m sorry that happened.