The Dutch Files

Nov 30

Island Life - Day 5&6 - Heading Back

This is the answering machine of The DutchBitch

DutchBitch is currently packing her suitcase, grasping hold of the last batch of Advil, listening to coursepresentations, getting her dominatrix outfit and whip out and then herding her flock back onto ferry and bus heading back home from Schiermonnikoog

Please leave her a message after the beep…

*BEEP*

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10 Dutch Treats to “Island Life - Day 5&6 - Heading Back”

1. buffalodickdyon 30 Nov 2007 at 12:29 pm

   And so another episode of “Nerd Fantasy Island” comes to a close, with the hip tour guide going back to land, dreaming her Scotch-filled dreams…..

2. Catalinon 30 Nov 2007 at 12:47 pm

   Advil? Is that really how you call it in The Netherlands? I know Advil is only for the American market, in Europe is called Nurofen.
   Anyway, have fun with it! :)
   And drink responsably :P

3. Robinon 30 Nov 2007 at 2:24 pm

   Hey…it’s me. I think I left my undies at your place last week because I can’t find them. I know you are still mad but c’mon, who doesn’t like cable ties? Oh and…wait…I think this is the wrong— ((click))

4. Lyndaon 30 Nov 2007 at 4:31 pm

   Please tell me you at least got to use the sauna/hot tub deal.

5. LisaBinDaCityon 30 Nov 2007 at 4:42 pm

   Wow, I would love to hear your messages

6. Mikeon 30 Nov 2007 at 5:26 pm

   Wow, great blog - I’ll be sure to be back frequently….Thanks for the great posts! Check me out too..

7. Useless Manon 30 Nov 2007 at 8:51 pm

   You know that second thing you crossed out? If you could find your way to put that baby on, I’m sure I could find my way to becoming un-useless. Or so I’ve been lead to beleive by my therapist.

8. Tugon 01 Dec 2007 at 3:14 am

   Are you still drunk???

   hee.

   Get home safely.

9. metalmomon 01 Dec 2007 at 2:27 pm

   Hi, Dutch? Um…I guess call me when you get home. I met this gorgeous hunky man who wanted a serious relationship and marriage and kid is no problem. I thought you’d like to meet him….hm…sorry we missed you. Maybe next time, ‘kay? Call me…Or I’ll call you or whatever! Bye! *click*

10. DutchBitchon 02 Dec 2007 at 3:48 pm

    Buffalodickdy: Just wondering where Tattoo went? Didn’t see him all week!

    Catalin: Advil is sold in Dutchyland. It’s a brandname. And I drank responsibly: didn’t have to drive the bus, the car nor the ferry! LOL

    Robin: Come back! Don’t go!!!!

    Lynda: Hell Yes woman. I did!

    Lisa: Nobody ever leaves me messages in real life except my Mom

    Mike: good to see ya

    Useless Man: Your therapist is a wise man (or woman)

    Tug: No, but I AM still suffering from that dry mouth syndrom that follows being drunk…

    Metalmom: I have no desire for marriage and kids… Just sex… oh well, and maybe a relationship. No men should come a runnin’ with engagement rings and child wishes. Hell No!

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