The Dutch Files

Hello my fellow Dutch File Fans. I am Peety and I will be your insane host for today while the Queen Bitch catches up on her beauty sleep. (You know us Bitches)

Well In Honor of the Queen Bitch herself I present, Bitchin’ Humor:

1.Little Johnnie was learning new words. “Mum, what’s pussy?” Mother pointed at the cat and said, “That’s a pussy.” “Mum, what’s a bitch?” Mother pointed to their female dog and said, “That’s a bitch.” Johnnie wanted to confirm this information with his father. “Daddy!” he said excitedly, “What’s a pussy?” Father pulled out the centerfold of the Playboy magazine and drew a circle around the appropriate part. “Son”, he said, “that’s a pussy.” “Well, Dad, what’s a bitch?” “Everything outside the circle”, replied his father.

2.Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says “I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you now….
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist”

The second guy says “I’m a D.I.N.K, you know….
Double Income, No Kids.” The third guy says, “I’m a R.U.B., you know…. Rich, Urban, Biker.”

They turn to the woman and ask her, “What are you?”
She replies: “I’m a WIFE, you know….Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.”

So, just exactly what is a BITCH?

B - BABE
I - IN
T - TOTAL
C - CONTROL OF
H - HERSELF

3. How can you tell 2 twin witches apart? You can’t tell which bitch is which.

4. How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Hand the bitch a shovel.

5. Bitch - Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard on!!!

Lastly, the Dutch Queen’s work-out video: Buffed, Beautiful & Bitchin

WISHING THE DUTCH QUEEN A WONDERFUL VACATION!!

Peety from Peety Passion

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