The Dutch Files

Nov 16

On the other hand…

I might be too good for this world in some respect(s)… Then, on the other hand…

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Guess who came to hand in her registration for our annual course on Clinical Epidemiology?

It was THIS ONE…

Yeah, exactly… Heh!

Registration for our March course is closing in a few weeks, on December 1, so traditionally we’re experiencing a last minute (well, last weeks) rush… She came walking into our department and walked up to one of my colleagues asking for me… I immediately recognized her and I alsó recognized the form she was holding… My colleague pointed at me and she walked up to me…

She walked up to my office and said: “Yes, Hi. Are you DutchBitch? I am X and I am here to hand in registration for the March course on clinical epidemiology“. I looked up to her and said: “Yes, I am“.

And then when she handed over the form it happened… She looked straight into my face and she froze… And then she turned red… and some other colors… and I am pretty sure she either wet or shit, or maybe even both, her pants…

OMFG! How I would’ve loved to know what went thru that pretty lil’ head… *satanic laughter*

She handed me the form and stumbled over her words… “So ehm… there is a selection committee, right? Ehm… who exactly is in that committee and when will we be informed about their decision?“. I decided to play out my first hand and said: “Who is in the committee is confidential and when you will be informed is in the course information that came with the form“. Then she said a polite “thank you” and she walked off…. well, she staggered off actually… she tripped… over nothing…

I ALMOST did my Dr Evil laughter when she walked off… Well, I DID do it… in my mind… I hope she gets selected. That surely will make for an interesting course week in March… Cuz I always join the teaching staff on the course for the practical organization… And if she’s selected to participate in the course and I am there too… Her sorry ass is mine!!!

Muaaaaaahhahahahahahaha Muaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Muaaahahhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaha!

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12 Dutch Treats to “On the other hand…”

1. Catalinon 16 Nov 2007 at 7:50 am

   Evil you! :)
   At the Uni we also have a bitchy secratary …evil for no reason tough :(

2. FroggyWoogieon 16 Nov 2007 at 9:11 am

   Now that sounds like a happy bitch lol
   Hmmmmmmm now do ya think she’s considering cancelling? Haha

3. Just Me Talkingon 16 Nov 2007 at 1:06 pm

   HA ! JUSTICE !!!

4. buffalodickdyon 16 Nov 2007 at 1:49 pm

   Maybe you two will have a chance to talk, do a little bonding, become friends….. Nah…..

5. metalmomon 16 Nov 2007 at 2:30 pm

   Karma is a bitch and so are you! Isn’t life delicious?

6. Robinon 16 Nov 2007 at 4:05 pm

   I love it when karma is on my side, it’s a beautiful thing.

7. Poppyon 16 Nov 2007 at 10:09 pm

   You are totally evil. And awesome.

8. Mr Fabulouson 17 Nov 2007 at 3:41 am

   I, for one, love your evil side most of all

9. martyon 17 Nov 2007 at 6:46 am

   I think you should take her application and drive over it with your car leaving tire tracks on it. Then tell her, this means it is approved.

10. DutchBitchon 17 Nov 2007 at 10:18 am

    Catalin: Well, evil for no reason is no good! LOL

    FroggyWoogie: Her boss won’t let her cancel, I’m sure, as the course is mandatory for her job

    JustMeTalking: Hell Yes!!!

    Buffalodickdy: Yeah, maybe…

    Metalmom: Ut.ter.ly De.Li.Cious!!!

    Robin: Very beautiful. Remember that when you occupy the pimpin’ quarters this week LOL

    Poppy: Evil is my middle name

    Fab: That’s because that’s the side that the boots, the whip and the sextoys come with, right?

    Marty: Good point, you should be a woman!

11. Shellion 18 Nov 2007 at 4:10 am

    Woo hoo! That’s awesome!

12. Webmiztrison 20 Nov 2007 at 6:09 pm

    that is just TOOOO perfect!!

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