May 28
Pimpin’ Lovely Lucy
I really loved the Rent My Blog scheme on Blog Explosion. I like renting out sidebar space to other bloggers, pimp out their blog and send some traffic their way. It’s a great way to find new blogs. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work on a Wordpress.com blog because it doesn’t allow javascript (and “no”, I am not nearly ready to take the plunge to Wordpress.org yet). So I’ve been doing without it for some time now, but me-no-likey. So I decided to start a similar scheme myself to pimp out other blogs. It’s in the top of my sidebar and open to really anyone who wants to be pimped out by The DutchBitch for a week. For Free! My first “victim” has already volunteered. You want to be next? Drop me a line!
So now, without further a-do, I introduce you to my first “bitch”!
Imagine a 37 year young woman, 2 kids, ex-husband… selfproclaimed geek/nerd in different ways…. with a tendency to eat people alive with a side of refried beans and spanish rice if they fuck with her (reading her blog I imagine some people have been subjected to that fate already, it’s a miracle the ex-husband still has no fork marks in his fucktard ass)… no front teeth… known to set herself on fire on occassions…
Yeah, THAT’s my girl Lucy! Spot on! She’s hot, she’s great, she’s funny and she’s a force to be reckoned with. Don’t fuck with her! She’s got a great blog “Lucy’s Dillema“. Please go over there, read some posts and give her a shout. Tell her DutchBitch sent ya! She could do with some fun, as apparently especially this past month sucked in Lucy-Casa. Then, you know the drill, come back to DutchBitch Mama!
Checked out Lucy. Sounded like the beginning of a Country song on its way to being a big hit…..
Ooh, good choice! But then, you have always had impeccable taste :)
Ahhh, that was fucking AWESOME Dutch! ;) I love the picture of Wonder Woman on fire, with a can of refried beans….hahahahahahaha!
Seriously, thanks for pimping me for the week.
buffalodickdy: Thanks. I noticed you there in the comments section, just now. Yeah, a Country song alright, LOL
Fab: I do, I didn’t get engaged to you for nuttin’, you know 8)
Lucy: You’re welcome. The pic? Yeah, that’s pretty much how I picture you :P
She seems like she could use some supportive friends. I have been there, commented (twice) and added her to my blogroll.
Shelli: That’s great! I knew I could count on my blogbuddies! Thanks!
You are one hell of a PIMP. I think I have added stolen one more favorite blog from your list. Do PIMP me out as well.
Okay - I’ve seen lots of bloggy love from your blog Dutch - its awesome!!! :)
Oh, if you are a Pimp, does that make me a Ho? YOUR Ho? LOL