Oct 02
Sjtbuldg yourself and ducgigl while you’re at it!
So some of ya might have noticed I installed anti-spam words in the comments section. The ladies and gents comment spammers were drivin’ me up the wall. Y’all must know from personal experience that especially any post relating in any remote way to sex, drugs or body parts will generate a shitload of spam comments…
So I was called out on by a certain someone who wanted to pick my brain ‘cuz of the anti-spam words I had chosen for my blog. We won’t call any names but WTF does anyone going by a four letter alias, showing a bare man thigh on his blog, and entitling one of his last posts “The Second Coming” have to say about anything like that at all *snort* And Hon… you can pick my brain any time… If only you knew the anti-spam words that didn’t make the cut… Holy Cow!
So just to explain: all the spamwords chosen have to do with lill’ ol’ DutchBitch me and The Dutch Files… Read up on all of the 1.5 years it’s been around and you’ll know.
I looked around for some anti-spam methods before deciding on one and I came across the Blogger Word Verification scheme. Now, I am asking you: WTF is the deal with the one making up the anti-spam word system of Blogger!!!
I used to belong to the ranks of Blogger bloggers and I’ve never gotten any of those spam words. Now, I do realize that English is not my native language (STFU! I knów, so don’t start calling me out on spelling or grammar mistakes on the blog, fuck that, deal with it!) but those words?!?!?! I’ve tried using some in Scrabulous on Facebook and they didn’t do much good on there…
So what’s the deal here? It must be a fucking secret language amongst the Blogger scene… The programmers, the operators, the customer service, or whatever… Hasn’t any of you ever thought about what you’re typin’ in that little box? Do you ever? For all you know you are part of some secret code scene getting ultraclassified messages across the internet! Doesn’t anyone care? These guys, cuz it’s gotta be guys, might be fucking us up without us having a clue… We might be propositioned for the weirdest stuff and typing in those weird fucked up codes may be a way of saying “Hell Yes!”…
I dunno… I’m not sure if we should be abiding by this weird word verification scheme… And while you think that over… I’ll be off thinking of some more appropriate DutchBitch style anti-spam words for ya!
LOL! I hate the Blogger spam words. Some of them have been really funny though. I think I got one one time that was something like “pusssy” LOL Something like that.
Good morning Dutchie. You gave me a headache reading that early with my smoking mug of coffee not having perfused my brain yet. Anyway, I don’t know who and why this reader is fussing about. I personally don’t care what anti-spams words you are using as long as they keep you safe. I might do it also as a 2nd spam dared entering my blog lately.
Have a great day :)
Blondeblogger: Go wash your girliemouth out with soap, young lady. You can’t say things like “pussy” over here!
Froggywoogie: No big deal. I think he found my spam words “interesting” on a whole other level
Don’t have a headache about it!
I love it when Blonde Blogger talks about pussssy.
O_o
riiiiight…well keep thise anti-spam words up…at least I know what to make of yours…most of them are really undefineable anyways…
going to that school next Friday btw ;)
ps. make sure you don’t make any type-os…this is the third time I have tried to post
Hey - that’s not ANY thigh, it’s MY thigh. And there’s many who would like to see it in more than two dimensions, I’ll have you know!
I did notice that amassing a reasonable score in Scrabble was causing you one or two problems, darling
Use any words you want. It’s your blog! For the record, I friggin’ hate those random made up words you can’t read! If anyone makes it hard enough, I simply will quit visiting their blog…..
I think you only need one word.
And it should be “Britt”.
Those always confuse me. I type them in wrong all the time, I must try to transpose them into a real word
Word Verification is every where now! I hate it. I had to type some jumble of letters on Myspace to leave my cousin a comment and of course it kept telling me it was wrong even though it was 100% right!
I got tattoo - I love tattoos! ;-) Now I forgot what I was going to say……..dangit.
Can you do a post in Dutch?
Fab: Like I told BlondeBlogger… Go wash your boyish mouth out with soap, young man. You can’t say things like “pussy” over here!
Lisa: LOL, I’ll try… Good luck at the school! Let me know if you are free for lunch or a drink sometime!
WDKY: YOUR thigh… Ok… And I’ve not been feeling too Scrabulous being ill AND English is not my native language. Be glad I am playing at all…
Buff: I’ll need to think of some more twisted ones
Britt: “Britt” hmmm… doesn’t ring any bells… what does it mean?
Amanda: No use, won’t work. Tried it..
ANO: Well, I hate it too, but it’s the only way to keep the shitload of spamcomments off my blog…
Tug: I love tattoos too! Especially my own!
Marty: What do YOU think? Tsk!
Really? Hm. Maybe es lost in translation. Let me translate for you.
it means “hot”.
Vaginator…is this a verb or a noun or an adjective?
Britt: Oh right! I thought it had to be summin’ like that! *halo*. So how much is it worth to ya to be a spam word then?
Robin: “vaginator”? Oh Hon, if only you knew… Check it out HERE
They are just made up and half the time, you never can tell what the fuck the letters are. Assholes.
Oops! I forgot to say that I hope you are feeling better.
Shelli: Hey, thanks! Asshole might be a nice addition to my spam words, LOL.. Feeling a tad better. I hope things will continue to improve.
I don’t know…
how much is it worth to YOU to be my e-BFF favoritest girl in the whole. wide. world?? Hmmmmm?
Britt: Ehm… “Britt” is in there! Right now!
Your half of the BFF charm necklace is in the mail! YAY!
Their spam words are weird, eh? Be nice if they had words like “FU Spammers” or something like that ;-)
Oh great…I wait until evening to drop in and I get FUCKTARD!!
I hate those anti-spam thingies. I ‘m old and have trouble reading them when they’re all wiggly like that!
With the blogger word verification, I feel as though I’m getting practice for writing in dutch. Now if I can just learn how to pronounce Scheveningen, I’ll be doing alright!
Britt: Great. Speedy courier mail I presume?
LisaB: That would be great! LOL
metalmom: Sounds like you could read this one just fine,
ThatBitchyChick: Pronounce “Scheveningen”… Yeah, dream on! LOL