The Dutch Files

Jan 09

Life’s Questions

So ehm…

Can you cry under water?

Can bald people have hairline fractures?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie, will they still show it?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the centre of the earth?

If humans evolved from monkeys or apes, why are théy still here?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

In libraries, do they put the Bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

If you fart and burp at the same time, does it cause a vacuum in your insides?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

Why are red buttons always the most important?

Why is it when you are sleeping it’s called “drool” and if you are awake it’s called “spit”?

You know that little indescructible black box on planes? Why can’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

What shape is the sky?

Oh STFU! I was JUST asking!!! Don’t YOU wonder about that shit?

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15 Dutch Treats to “Life’s Questions”

1. d-manon 09 Jan 2008 at 7:55 am

   Real men don’t cry under or over water.

2. DaDuckon 09 Jan 2008 at 11:42 am

   Why is it Goose and Geese but not Moose And Meese?

3. curiousatwon 09 Jan 2008 at 1:32 pm

   Uhmm… my question is: what happened to the backstabbing thing ? Did she survive? :D

4. Robinon 09 Jan 2008 at 3:06 pm

   If nobody buys a ticket to a movie, will they still show it?

   This is a really good question :?: :?: :?:

5. JQon 09 Jan 2008 at 3:21 pm

   Excellent questions. I think they would still show the movie. I mean look at Michael Moore. Yes, farting and burping at the same time will create a vacuum….don’t ask me how I know.

   Yeah what happened the other day? Is everything okay?

6. trishkon 09 Jan 2008 at 3:34 pm

   When you discover the answers, be sure to post them. I am really interested in the nudist question.

7. keith hillmanon 09 Jan 2008 at 5:59 pm

   I’ve got a question! How the hell did I land here? Anyway, glad I did. And by the way, why does Teflon stick to pans? Bye

8. martyon 09 Jan 2008 at 6:59 pm

   I can fart underwater. Is that helpful?

9. That Bitchy Chickon 09 Jan 2008 at 7:23 pm

   If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

10. Nobody™on 10 Jan 2008 at 3:04 am

    I’ve seen a lot of movies, so the answer is yes.

11. Jenon 10 Jan 2008 at 4:26 am

    Great questions, will you providing the answers as well? ; )

12. Britton 10 Jan 2008 at 5:38 am

    I was wondering about that movies thing.

    Thanks Nobody.

13. ImportedBon 10 Jan 2008 at 2:09 pm

    So many questions, so few answers, and I am thinking Dutchy has to much time thinking these things! Though I have always wondered, Do fish ever get thirsty ?

14. metalmomon 10 Jan 2008 at 6:01 pm

    I get so little sleep as it is and now you’ve given me more to stay awake for!!! Thanks!!!

    PS: I worked in a movie theater and yes, they do show the movies. Lots of times there is only employees watching tem.

15. DutchBitchon 11 Jan 2008 at 9:55 am

    d-man: I am not a real man…

    DaDuck: More questions? Noooooo!!!!

    curiousatw: She did, barely…

    Robin: It is, isn’t it?

    JQ: How DO you know? and on the other day “OK” would be pushing it a bit. I made my point, at the very least.

    trishk: I had hoped all of YOU were gonna give me the answers…

    keith hillman: Ehm… dunno… but great to have you.

    marty: Ehm… not to me, maybe to someone else?

    That Bitchy Chick: Stop adding questions! Sheesh, my head is filled plenty with the ones I have now….

    Nobody™: I should’ve just asked you that one…

    Jen: Ehm… don’t think so…

    Britt: Yeah, at least one got answered, LOL

    ImportedB: You adding questions too. Shut up!

    metalmom: You’re welcome

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