The Dutch Files

Ehm… ok… I am just recovering from riots that have been going on at the pimpin quarters, so excuse me if I seem a tad intimidated and mellow right now… This has been a first for me too… There’s never riotting going on at The Dutch Files, well unless I am doing the riotting myself…

Remember Jill? Who was bunking in the pimpin’ quarters over the past week? Well, ehm… I guess she didn’t ask her parents for permission… Cuz earlier this a.m. I was awoken by some noise coming from the pimpin’ quarters. I went over to have a look and well… Jill’s Mom was over there dragging her daughter out of the pimpin’ quarterys by her pretty hair… She was lethal! Screaming and shouting… She sent Jill back home… And I think I heard her shout something about her being grounded for a month… Poor Jill…

And now… Jill’s Mom has barricaded herself into the pimpin’ quarters and is refusing to come out…

*blank stare*

So ehm… I guess I’d better get crackin’ on pimping her out for the week. It doesn’t look like she’s planning to go anywhere for the week and I think those were a riot gun, a machete ánd a Samurai sword under her arm, just before she slammed the door in my face…

Well, so… meet one fairly new blogger to the blogosphere: Bobbie from Shoot Fire and Save Matches. She’s Jill’s Mom and sure… she might look like a nice lady, but she’s a force to be reckoned with, so I’ve found out this morning. She’s been married to her husband for 40 years, with whom she’s been a missionary in Haiti. They recently returned to the US to help out with their grandchildren. Yeah, she’s in that same household as Jill, with another one of their daughter, a niece and about a kazillion kids… She’s a brave granny, that’s for sure.

So, go over to the pimpin’ quarters over there in the top right hand sidebar, and go meet Bobbie. Just knock on the door. Remember to duck for the swinging Samurai sword… Once you get past that she’s a really nice lady… I’m sure… I think she’ll be holding out for the week over there. I just saw a truck drop off a shitload of food and booze… Maybe she’s planning a party for us… So check it out (and come back and tell me what’s going on in there!

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I’ve almost worked thru the line of aspiring Dutch-a-Pimpin’ bitches so if you feel like spending a week in the top right sidebar soon, let me know. And ehm… it’s open to men as much as women! I noticed that I mostly pimp chickies! Just so you know it’s not a women only thing…

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