Feb 17
Handle With Care
GaaaaawwwwwdDammitFuck I’m horny… I mean reaaaaallly horny… Horny horny… capital “H”Horny… Do you grasp the severity of the horny-ballparc I am in?
I just thought I’d tell ya… So you know… ya know…
I’m considerate like that, keeping you informed about the DutchBitch Status. I know you love me for that.
Did I tell you I am überHorny? I am…
I can hardly think of anything else… I feel like touching myself all day… All the time… That’s pretty annoying when you need to do laundry, ironing, cooking… and all you can think of is “hmmm… ah ah ah!”
Just sayin’… Life’s a bitch… It’s not easy, ya know…
I think if I turn on that vibrator one more time, it will burst into flames… Or start whining to leave it in peace… or summin’… I think I am hearing it sob in the drawer already…
OK, gotta go out before the stores close… Pick up some jumbo packages of batteries…
Keep an eye on that bedroom drawer for me? If it tries to escape from there, catch it! I need it!
Maybe my entry to your contest had something to do with that….. I hope!
I should own stock in Duracell.
That Bitchy Chick’s last blog post..Words mean nothing
Welcome to your sexual peak. Mine started three years ago. There is no such thing as enough sex. For the first time in my life, three times in a night isn’t enough; and there is also the morning.
My vibrator is all broken; it’s now a dildo, but it has worked out so far for about two years (the damned things are so expensive!)
I am in a perpetual state of dire need of sex. It’s horrible, because it’s like a permanent burning yearning (physical and don’t go there) to have sex. It’s like I can’t concentrate on anything else. It reminds me of how guys talk about needing sex when they are teenagers. You physically feel the uncomfortableness of needing sex in the WORST way…
Absurdist’s last blog post..I am an addict
crap, forgot to subscribe.
Absurdist’s last blog post..I am an addict
Now I am all horny too. Where are my bunnies…
Mr Fabulous’s last blog post..Tonight, straight outta Hell!
*Rechargeable* vibrator! And a backup of a battery vibrator.
Just sayin’…
Buff: Yeah, that must be it
ThatBitchyChick: LOL, we’ll start our own battery company when u are here
Absurdist: Umm… yeah, great… so this is a permanent status… Just before my 3*bleep* birthday? Great…
Fab: Are they the pink Duracell ones that can go for hours? Is there a male bunny for me?
Poppy: Yeah, I’ll put it on my wishlist…
I had that LAST week…I was late to work one day because I was busy masturbating ;).
Hilly’s last blog post..Super Snoopy Snackie Sunday: Lovestoned
Wow, Hilly, I don’t think I’ve ever been late to work for masturbating (full-fledged sex with a man, yes) but I’ve definitely knocked off work early to go home for some me time.
Hilly: Yeah, maybe I should call The Chief that I will be late tomorrowmorning… and the rest of the week, as it doesn’t feel like it’s gonna let up anytime soon…
Poppy: LOL, I might do that too.. Hell, why go into work at all. And thanks for mentioning porn on Dawgs comments I was subscribed too…
Ya got itchy horns sometimes so think what it must be like for bulls lol
FroggyWoogie’s last blog post..Stop being naive!
FroggyWoogie: Sometimes? Yeah… sometimes…
No problem!!
Lemme know whenever I can help out by mentioning porn!!
(Halo smiley? O:)
Poppy: Yeah, thanks… I’ve been working on getting more smilies to work in here, but didn’t manage so far… Can’t get my mind on shit like that right now…
I would have suggested perhaps picking up some ben wa balls for the office, but if you are using heavier equipment at home, perhaps they wouldn’t have the desired effect.
MC’s last blog post..Week 40: Pageant of the Transmundane
MC: ben wa balls.. bwahahahahahahahaha. So right! They won’t do the trick… heh
Hey babe… I’ve got a couple of “Spare guys” that I’m not going to be needing now… should I send one to you? ha..ha.ha…
Would you like the 22 year old Marine?
The 42 year old K-9 cop that wants to fight in the UFC?
The construction worker?
The ironworker??
hmmm….. take your pick! :)
Cinnkitty’s last blog post..Kitteh smellz something fishy…..
Hmm… wonder if I can fit in your bedroom drawer…
Rob’s last blog post..Answering emails…
It’s not going to stop as long as you keep thinking about me.
Nobody™’s last blog post..Random Find: Idiot
Cinnkitty: How many 22 year olds do ya have? U just offered him to Jill as well, LOL
Rob: I don’t want you to fit in there… for obvious reasons, heh
Nobody: LOL
The d-man demands photos!
;)
d-man: Oh, do you know… Who says there áre photo’s?
I’m catching the next plane to your house.
Karl’s last blog post..SecondHand Radio Starting Back Up
Hey.. he’s young and has LOTS of stamina….. so it shouldn’t be a problem for him.. hee..hee..hee…. :)
Cinnkitty’s last blog post..Kitteh smellz something fishy…..
I’d loan you my penis but I need it.
Avitable’s last blog post..Days of Blunder
Karl: Must be a helluva long flight cuz you’ve not comeaknockin’ yet…
Cinnkitty: ah, of course… obviously
Avitable: All the time? Can’t you even spare it for a lill’ while?
I feel like that all the time. It’s been about two years now.
I’m married and I still can’t get enough.
Lynda’s last blog post..Lucky Star
Lynda: Umm… ok … so marriage won’t save me either? Crap!