Feb 19
Get That Thing Away From Me!
I was talking on IM the other day with one of my male blogging friends and “somehow” -heh- we got to the subject of shaving… which ended up into the further detailed subject of the shaving of pubic hair (Well, actually he said “public hair” but I am sure that was a Freudian slip of some kind. One I won’t get into in further detail here)…
Anyway. I shave over “there”… like many women do to some extent, most probably. So we got talking about how some people get off on their partner shaving ‘m over there. Yeah, I’ve heard about that. It’s not like I am all innocent and shit. I do know that some women (and men) do… Heh…
I don’t…
There is NO WAY IN HELL any of you guys are coming anywhere near my pubic area with any kind of sharp potentially slashing object… Na-Ah!
I am fine with a wide range of other objects or body parts coming near there when I am in the mood. And when I say “wide range”… well, there’s still so much to explore… *sigh* Umm… I digress… The razor? Keep it to yourself! You can bloody well fuck up your own family jewels with that.
So don’t go getting any ideas. There is only one person doing the shaving on this DutchBitch body and that is The DutchBitch herself. It’s just gunna be her own pretty DutchBitch hands that will be handling the razor in that delicate area of her private parts. No one else’s… And preferably under a hot steamy shower *sigh* *moan* *snapping out of it* Umm… what was I saying? Oh right, yes…
You can watch me do it for all I care, if you seriously get off on that… and I feel you deserve it… but keep your grubby paws to yourself during the act of shaving…
Cuz I knów how much a shaving cut hurts in that area… And trust me… there will be no sex for a week, at the very least, if there’s a cut in there…
You can chalk that one up to your list of “Important Things To Memorize If I Ever Plan To Sex Up The DutchBitch“. Sure, You’re welcome. Glad to be of service.
Put it this way. I won’t let someone else shave my FACE so you can imagine the corollary to this discussion.
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MC: Seriously? Wimp! Heh
May I add my little opinion there? Don’t let this Dutchieself doing it after fuming because of bitchbag lady or whomever else at work who have the talents to get on your nerves.
So, no shaving there after a stressful day at work either. I’m saying that because I feel concerned by your safety lol
FroggyWoogie’s last blog post..Stop being naive!
I once had a boyfriend ask to shave me there. Crazy man with a razor blade SAY WHAT??
Certains things in the hands of a man will never go towards my va jay jay. I value it way too much!!!
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FroggyWoogie: No worries babe, this girl’s got a steady hand ;-)
ThatBitchyChick: Amen girl! Razor blades and VJ’s closer than a few feet from eachother? Hell To The NO!
You don’t mean me, though right? I can still do it? I’ve got a steady hand!
Mr Fabulous’s last blog post..Crazy 8’s! God what a dumb name…
The dutch shave? Bonus!
Fab: You? A steady hand? So what about the scarcs, blood and bandaids always covering your head? Hmm?
D-man: LOL
Just don’t let Fab use that rolling shaver on you sugar ;-)
turnbaby’s last blog post..TurnbabyTalks Trivia Throwdown
Turnbaby: Thanks for the warning, babe
I understand not trusting someone enough about important things like that, but who do you trust? Nobody- from what I’ve seen.. Hope that changes for you, soon!
Buff: I trust plenty of people, just not with a razor blade near my private parts… Na-Ah
A bf did that to me once with an electric razor, I was uhm, on something at the time.
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“You can watch me do it for all I care”
Awesome! Send the video, I can’t wait to see it
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Nobody: How the HELL am I supposed to shave carefully and smoothly while operating and making sure I am in the right angle of a camera!!! Sheesh! Do NOT underestimate shaving the female private parts, ok? Don’t!
Use a tripod.
Nobody™’s last blog post..A day of Nothing
Nobody: Still doesn’t solve the angle problem. It requires moving around ya know, the shaving thing. But I’ll be sure to put a tripod on my wishlist, Hon, LOL
I’m with you. I always shave down there. But not necessarily for sex, since I NEVER have sex. I just feel cleaner and more sanitary with it all shaved off. Sometimes it’s a real pain the ass, so to speak, though, if I let it go to far. So out come the dog trimmers, THEN the razor…
Absurdist’s last blog post..Who is the REAL Absurdist around here?
Aiiighhhhh!!!
Absurdist: Tell me those dog trimmers are not also used on the dog. Please! Bwahahahahahaha
Attila: Noooo, we’re trying to avoid Aiiiggghhhh here
Just wondering, why is that more and more people shave “down there now?” - I’ve done it for years too - where does it come from since it’s not something you can see on others unless you have privileged access. I can’t remember why I started doing it but I do know I couldn’t go back to the bush. The moment it starts growing up again drives me crazy.
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FroggyWoogie: I don’t know. I have really never cared what was the going thing. At some point I started trimming the area and never went back to bushing it ever. I draw the line at shaving in figures in there, too hard! LOL
I’m with you, baby. Keep that razor to yourselves. I do all my own landscaping.
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Karl: and you do it SO well, phew… finally that strike-beard is off! Right?
Depends on the guy…I’ve been there, done that, and lived to tell about it!
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I just wanted to say I love your blog. Love, love LOVE it. :!:
That is all.
Vix
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Tug: Whew, glad you did
Vixen: Welcome! Great to see you here (and thanks for the compliment)
Eeep! No WAY would I let anyone come near my lady bits with a razorblade. No, no, no. As much as I love my SO, that’s just totally out of the question.
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BB: My sentiments e.x.a.c.t.l.y!