Feb 25
Confreezable
WTF is it about Dutch convertible drivers and the first fucking ray of sunshine of the year?!?!?!
First of all, owning a convertible in Dutchyland is friggin’ useless. It rains every other day over here and even if it is a completely overcastless clear fucking hot day, a huge rainstorm can surprise you within minutes. Over the past week we’ve been having the first clear weather of the year. And I am tellin’ ya, the first fucking sprig of sunshine and they’re out there: convertible drivers…
WTF is that all about?!?!?!?! It can’t be about driving it comfortably cuz despite those rays of sunshine it’s fucking cold outside! It can’t be about being original cuz about every convertible owner is out there on the roads! And it sure as hell can’t be about coolnezzz cuz they are either pácked in several layers of warm clothes, a ski jacket, scarfs covering their whole faces -granted some of them manage to have some cewl sunglasses peep outta there- gloves, and hats, caps and whatever else they could find. And if they haven’t, they look like frigging smurfs, having turned blue from the cold. I am telling ya! It’s seriously fucked up to be driving a convertible in Dutchyland in February…
I’ll come with ya in a convertible when it’s warm enough to drive it comfortably and when I can sit in there with the top down (THE top down, not MY top down, sheesh! get your minds out of the gutter) without freezing my nipples off, and have my hair wave in the wind without it turning into icicles and breaking off…
Now get the fuck out of your insane convertible cars and put them away for that one or two great summer days that might turn up in a few months… That’s what it’s for, right? Right? I mean, some things are best experienced ice and ice cold -like vodka- but driving a convertible is not one of them…
Yeah nippy cars lol.
Another thing I find amazing is the amount of people having a swimming pool in their yard/garden in regions where they can’t use it more than a few couple of weeks during the summer time.
Do they do that there too?
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Froggy: Nah, swimming pools are not nearly as popular but that might have something to do with 16 million people and the amount of km2 that Dutchyland covers. Hardly anyone has the space for it.
Everyone should own at least on convertible in their lives- ’cause once they do, they will never have another! I had one when I was still in college- in winter, (top up!) wind came in like mad. Back window was a piece of crap you couldn’t see out of… If top was down and it started to rain, you were wet before you got the damn thing up… But those 5 days a year when it was perfect- it was cool!
My nipples can’t take that, no way.
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They do that here in Dallas too; in fact, it seems to be a trend everywhere. It’s like a defiance against the weather… They are stating that they control the comfort of the weather… Kinda like a rain dance, but for sun.
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It’s never quite the right temperature for a convertible. If the sun is shining it gets too hot, it if it’s not it’s too cold. Plus you have to keep putting the top up, then down. It’s fun for about five minutes.
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Buff: Sounds like a shitload of money and trouble for those 5 days, lol
Robin: Mine neither, rather do other things with ‘m
Absurdist: Yeah, kinda like that
Finn: LOL, I’ll take your word for it…
Wow…If that picture is to scale, that’s one big ass cat. Cheers!!
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We have the same thing where I live. I have yet to see a woman in one of these cars. Once again, an example of how intelligent men can be.
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You need to come to Florida. It’s convertible weather year ’round here. And you’d look hot with your top down. So to speak.
I have a convertible… but the top doesn’t come down until it is AT LEAST 70F outside!!! And even then, it is sometimes a little chilly!
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That is insanity! Maybe they are showing everyone their superiority over the regular Hoi Polloi by flaunting their expensive autos and snickering to themselves, knowing that we will never be as “cool” as them.
I don’t understand convertibles. If I wanted wind in my hair while traveling, then I would run…or roll the window down and stick my head out.
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Matt-man: Fortunately it’s not mine
Melanie Marie: Well, obviously. I know I am not getting in one of those at the current Dutch temperatures
Karl: I’ll bring my turtleneck sweater, how ’bout that? Too warm?
Rob: Well, if I promise to make sure it doesn’t get chilly… take me for a ride?
JQ: LOL, take a pic of the sticking the head out, please
Be careful what you ask for….
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I can totally relate. Living in the Frozen Tundra of the US, I don’t understand why people own convertibles here either. And if it is above 30 degrees (sorry that’s Fahrenheit and I don’t know the Celsius conversion), they are out there. The motorcyclists, too. It’s still probably below zero when you are going 65mph (again, don’t know the kph conversion) down the freeway. Idiots, I tell you.
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Here in the Valley of the Sun [Phx. AZ.] it’s convertable time all year but the best time is summer cause ya get to see all the Hottie gals ridin around in their bikini’s , and for some strange reason that’s when the accident rate is highest…hmm .
If you where here you could ride in your lingerie
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You know they have the heater blasting on their asses.
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I just don’t get convertibles period … even in nice weather, who wants their hair blowing all over getting all snarly and nasty? Who wants bugs in her teeth? Who wants her breath taken away for other-than-romantic reasons?
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JQ:
Shelli: They’re all crazy
Trukindog: I coúld, but should I?
MistressM: They Do? Hmmmm… Heh
Morgy: Eeeewwwww, not me!!!
Yes yes you should and send me video
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Trukindog: LOL