The Dutch Files

Feb 28

Umm…

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Four hundred and eighty artificial fingers?

Umm… nah… thanks… I think I’ll pass…

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19 Dutch Treats to “Umm…”

1. FroggyWoogieon 28 Feb 2008 at 8:52 am

   You’re not adventurous!

   
   FroggyWoogie’s last blog post..Recycling

2. DutchBitchon 28 Feb 2008 at 10:03 am

   FroggyWoogie: LOL I am PLENTY adventurous but ya know… that many artificial fingers is just too much for me…

3. That Bitchy Chickon 28 Feb 2008 at 11:46 am

   I’ll just settle for one man with 10 real fingers. Wait…you know…times are hard right now …I’ll settle for one GOOD man with 9 fingers and a really good…umm…brain. Yeah, that’s what I was gonna say…brain.

   That Bitchy Chick’s last blog post..No rest for the weary

4. buffalodickdyon 28 Feb 2008 at 1:39 pm

   Don’t touch it- you don’t where it’s been…

5. DutchBitchon 28 Feb 2008 at 2:51 pm

   ThatBitchyChick: Yeah, I bet that was what you wanted to say… LOL

   Buff: Eeewwwww!!! I didn’t even think of that!!!

6. turnbabyon 28 Feb 2008 at 3:04 pm

   Man all it takes is a couple of good thick fingers —just sayin’ :evil:

   turnbaby’s last blog post..So Into You Haiku

7. Matt-Manon 28 Feb 2008 at 3:32 pm

   If only I had dandruff on my balls, I’d get one right away. Hell, maybe I will anyway. Happy Belated B-Day. Cheers!!

   Matt-Man’s last blog post..Half Naked Thursday: Matt-Man, Unleashed!!

8. Robinon 28 Feb 2008 at 3:50 pm

   That’s a little more than I need, thx.

   Robin’s last blog post..Currently

9. Bon 28 Feb 2008 at 4:20 pm

   I think I’ll pass as well! That’s a little creepy!

   B’s last blog post..My Delayed Shopping Post

10. DutchBitchon 28 Feb 2008 at 7:28 pm

    Turnbaby: Hell Yeah, it does! Anyone! Hello?!

    Matt-Man: Is that actually possible? Dandruff on your balls? Umm… sorry… I mean “zeppelin”

    Robin: we could share, maybe?

    B: It is it is it isssss!!!!

11. Savyon 28 Feb 2008 at 8:48 pm

    Oh I don’t know… I think it has potential!

    Something like “ever wondered what it was like to date the ENTIRE football team? At once?”
    Savy’s last blog post..Second… Third… Fourteenth Thoughts

12. BlondeBloggeron 28 Feb 2008 at 10:50 pm

    ROFL! You so were googling “vibrator” when you found that, weren’t you? hehehe

    BlondeBlogger’s last blog post..Oh No He Did’n!

13. Shellion 29 Feb 2008 at 1:07 am

    That would really mess up your hair. I wonder if it would help with my headaches, though.

    Shelli’s last blog post..Loss of Innocence

14. JQon 29 Feb 2008 at 1:09 am

    Dutchy, I have been trying all day to think of something funny, but not obvious, to say and now my brain hurts. I sure wish I had something to massage my head; something with 480 tiny fingers….

    JQ’s last blog post..“Helen, hell on wheels….”

15. Tugon 29 Feb 2008 at 1:54 am

    hmmm…if only it were shaped a little differently…
    Tug’s last blog post..Your chance to criticize!

16. Trukindogon 29 Feb 2008 at 2:29 am

    These things were originally designed for stimulating bulls for the collection of champion breeding semen…no really.

    Trukindog’s last blog post..DOG CHOW

17. DutchBitchon 29 Feb 2008 at 11:49 am

    Blonde: Heh…

    Shelli: It might but then you would have to comb your hair again and that would hurt!!!

    Tug: Yeah, exactly!!!

    Trikindog: Really… ah… ok… thanks for that… I think…

18. Karlon 03 Mar 2008 at 6:32 pm

    I’d totally get one of those!

    Karl’s last blog post..Free Speech Only Goes So Far, Dickhead

19. DutchBitchon 03 Mar 2008 at 9:06 pm

    Karl: Why doesn’t that surprise me one bit…?

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