Feb 29

Sock M.I.A.

Published by DutchBitch at 7:22 am under WTF?

So tell me again…

1694444153_50bd4df428.jpgWHY!?!?!

When you start sorting out that Mount Everest of socks…

You ALWAYS end up with that one single sock that’s left…

and

WHY!?!?!

is that never a sock that matches one of the other single socks…

you were left with before…

* rolling eyes *
That’s all…

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25 Dutch Treats to “Sock M.I.A.”

  1. Fu Manchu Dadon 29 Feb 2008 at 11:31 am

    One sock?!? That’s all you’re left with? When my wife gets to her Mt Everest, we unfailingly have at least 4 that almost never match the ones we have saved in the bag in the closet. At best we wind up trading a couple of matched for unmatched. At any one time we’ve probably got 20 unmatched socks in a shopping bag in the closet. Be happy with one.

    Take Care,

    FMD

    Fu Manchu Dad’s last blog post..One good reason not to go to Italy

  2. Topncalon 29 Feb 2008 at 11:40 am

    I know what happened to missing socks. They wash up on the beach in Maui. When I was in Maui we saw several socks was up on the beach while walking around. We even saw one sock that I am sure went missing from my dryer. So check Maui for your missing sock. And hell if you don’t find it that ok because you are in Maui.

    Topncal’s last blog post..Jester is all a twitter

  3. FroggyWoogieon 29 Feb 2008 at 11:42 am

    That’s one of these big mysteries in life we perhaps had better not try to explain.
    I, personally suspect a conspiracy from the socks manufacturers in order to :cool: sell more but I won’t tell it outloud, they might sue me as I’m lacking of evidences.

    FroggyWoogie’s last blog post..Moving Stars

  4. FroggyWoogieon 29 Feb 2008 at 11:43 am

    My cool smiley jumped up in the middle of a sentence. That’s another mystery/conspiracy

    FroggyWoogie’s last blog post..Moving Stars

  5. DutchBitchon 29 Feb 2008 at 11:45 am

    Fu Manchu Dad: OK well, I guess it could always be worse… LOL

    Topncal: So that would Sock Maui… then?

    Froggy: LOL, I think you might be right, :grin:

  6. buffalodickdyon 29 Feb 2008 at 1:13 pm

    One- legged aliens steal them with advanced, hi tech tractor beams…

  7. DutchBitchon 29 Feb 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Buff: Well, as long as they don’t get me pregnant with some kind of freak-ey alien baby, I guess that is ok…

  8. Absurdiston 29 Feb 2008 at 2:04 pm

    I just started throwing the whole damned bunch into my sock drawer, and now i wear socks that don’t match.

    Absurdist’s last blog post..Freewriting Friday

  9. Matt-Manon 29 Feb 2008 at 2:13 pm

    That is a bit of an annoyance, but I really get disturbed when I take my laundry out and there are underwear in the mix that don’t belong to me. Cheers!!

    Matt-Man’s last blog post..Streaming Friday!!

  10. DutchBitchon 29 Feb 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Absurdist: I guess that’s a solution as well, LOL

    Matt-Man: Well, depends on what underwear right… ;-)

  11. Robinon 29 Feb 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Because the world is a cruel and confusing place.

    Robin’s last blog post..Trimming the Fat

  12. DutchBitchon 29 Feb 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Robin: :shock::sad:

  13. Jenon 29 Feb 2008 at 2:43 pm

    That must be the million $$$ questions. I’ve often wondered if they are mingling somewhere having a party of their own, with the song “freedom” on the background.

    Jen’s last blog post..Too much of a not too good thing

  14. JustMeTalkingon 29 Feb 2008 at 2:50 pm

    got one here … too, shall we match those ?

    JustMeTalking’s last blog post..Moving Out!

  15. Finnon 29 Feb 2008 at 3:30 pm

    Were you watching me fold laundry last night? Why didn\’t you say Hi? :shock:
    Finn’s last blog post..Place It On It’s Side And It’s A Symbol Meaning Infinity

  16. DutchBitchon 29 Feb 2008 at 4:12 pm

    Jen: I think there’s a sock bermuda triangle in every washing machine

    JustMeTalking: LOL yeah, but you have the cute baby socks…

    Finn: I did I did! But you were so busy folding…

  17. Lyndaon 29 Feb 2008 at 4:27 pm

    I bet it’s because of a bitter relationship. The socks had a fight while being washed and decided it was better to break up.

    Lynda’s last blog post..Buttcones Revealed!

  18. DutchBitchon 29 Feb 2008 at 4:53 pm

    Lynda: Socks break up too?

  19. Robon 29 Feb 2008 at 4:54 pm

    Inevitably you end up finding that missing sock in the strangest of places. After one particularly hard night of partying I was getting ready for bed and realized that my missing sock had wound up rolled up in the front of my underwear!! Who knew??? :lol:
    Rob’s last blog post..If I have to make one more Royal Flush…

  20. DutchBitchon 29 Feb 2008 at 4:55 pm

    Rob: well, um… that never happens to me.. LOL… Crazy Man!

  21. Bon 29 Feb 2008 at 6:50 pm

    Sock Gnomes duh!

    B’s last blog post..One Step Closer

  22. That Bitchy Chickon 29 Feb 2008 at 8:29 pm

    I have one entire clothes basket that is full to the top of socks that there is only one of. Matching up socks for a household containing 5 children is just impossible!

    That Bitchy Chick’s last blog post..The Horror

  23. DutchBitchon 29 Feb 2008 at 9:15 pm

    B: We don’t have gnomes in Dutchyland. Wrong climate…

    ThatBitchyChick: Oh come on! Get busy!

  24. metalmomon 29 Feb 2008 at 9:21 pm

    As the mom of two (now grown) boys, I will pass on some info that you do NOT want.

    Boys sometimes use one sock for……um….stuff…and rather than put them in the wash, they will hide them. Try the corner, the closet, a drawer, and the waste can.

    I TOLD you that you didn’t want it! Um…it isn’t YOUR socks that are missing is it?? :shock:
    metalmom’s last blog post..Freewrite,Domino and Clowns

  25. DutchBitchon 01 Mar 2008 at 10:00 am

    Metalmom: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :???:

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