Feb 01
Contest: DutchBitch Worship-A-Looza!
It’s here, it’s contest time at The Dutch Files! So if you need to go to the bathroom. Do it now! I am only explaining all of it once. Done? Ok… scoot up to the edge of your seats, listen carefully and pay a.t.t.e.n.t.i.o.n.
Cuz here’s the scoop!
Obviously for being a hot ass narcicistic bitch, the contest is gonna be All About Me
I need to feel allaya love. I crave to feel wanted, valued, serenaded, loved, hugged, prided, worthied, praised, feet kissed, pedestalled, and whatever else you can think of doing to me…
To go short: I want to be worshipped…
STFU! It’s MY contest!
Yup, that’s what the contest is all about. Worship The DutchBitch, so behold, it’s on!
DutchBitch Worship-A-Looza
THE RULES: Rules? Hell No! No rules.
Anything goes. Worship in any way, shape or form you feel like, just as long as there’s a way to show off your token of worship on my blog. So it needs to be post-able (pictures, vids, text, objects, whatever, as long as I can blog it)
DEADLINE: February 20, 2008. The contest will be open until midnight February 20 has passed on every possible continent in every possible slither of the world. Now, that’s plen-ty of time to get your thinking caps on and get crackin’, right?
JUDGES: I’ve invited 3 of my bloggy friends to be the judges in this contest.
The Bliancé (my blog-fiancé) – Mr Fabulous from Pointless Drivel
The Blog Mama (supah ex-blog host) – Lucy from Lucy’s Dilemma
The Hottie (just because he’s fun) – Rob from Robservations
*all judges accept all major creditcards as well as payments via Paypal*
PRIZES: The judges will be picking a 1st, 2nd and 3rd prize winner at the very least. I am still working on the prizes, but none of the past prize winners have ever been disappointed, at least not to my knowledge, so trust me they will be good.
Winners will be announced on the DutchBitch Birthday – February 27!!!
(the day of my Thirty*bleep*th birthday)
Let the worshipping begin!!!
Oh it is SO on.
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Woohoo!! No rules!!!!
Oh damn… I’m a judge…
WOOHOO!!! NO RULES!!!!
Rob’s last blog post..Control
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Kentucky Girl: I can’t wait!!! LOL
Rob: LOL, you crazy man! Did you see how smartly I worked in the bribe option?
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Hey … I gave you a niece … now THAT is worshipping !!!
JustMeTalking’s last blog post..Me, Dutchbitch, Mommy and her grandpa
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JustMeTalking: Oh, ehm… Send her in as an entry!
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Well of course I already worship you, now I have to figure out how to show it…..
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Ohh. The things I will do to you in the name of worship….niiiice. ;-)
Congrats on the domain, love! Isn’t it cozy in your own place?
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Buff: well, I’m sure you’ll figure something out
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I’m in, nobody can kiss your ass like I can!
Robin’s last blog post..My Realizations
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Robin: Should I shave it before you kiss it?
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How about I shave it for you? lol.
Robin’s last blog post..My Realizations
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Smurfette looks hawt!
That was just a stalling tactic; I really have nothing to say. I’m thinking of ways to worship you in the manner which you deserve!
Finn’s last blog post..Friday Freewrite Two
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I have an idea. :!:
Shelli’s last blog post..Freewrite Friday #2
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I think Fab is the weakest link. He can be bought. lol
marty’s last blog post..A Day at the Post Office- Attention Postmaster Manhattan
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I’ve already got my entry ready. I couldn’t care less whether I win or lose, I just enjoyed worshiping the Dutch Bitch for a few hours while I worked on it!
Have a great day!
That Bitchy Chick’s last blog post..Here’s the buzz
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Totally awesome contest idea!
Lynda’s last blog post..Be Good to Your Boobs
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Robin: Really? You would? That’s um… so… nice of you…
Finn: Yeah, I call her DutchBitch Smurfette
Shelli: I can’t wait!!!
Marty: I think all judges can be bought…
ThatBitchyChick: Entry received. You’re the first!
Lynda: Yeah, I need to get some worshipping from somewhere, ya know, without a husband for force doing that..
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I am so excited – I can’t wait to see the submissions for judging. I have a feeling this is going to be difficult! :)
Lucy’s last blog post..So Tired, So Embarassed
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Lucy: Well, that’s why I stated you accept all creditcards and Paypal payments…
To make things “easier”
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Yay! I can finally see the code word! I tried commenting here yesterday and today but have had the hardest time getting the code to show up (It’s happening on tons of sites and it’s pissing me off!)
Okay, I will most definitely show you some love. I just need to think of how to do it. I’ll post this on my site, too.
And why isn’t Rob your real fiance? He’s single, you’re single, you’re both hot…what’s the deal? ;)
BlondeBlogger’s last blog post..He’s Out
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BlondeBlogger: Wow… sorry that my site has been pissing you off too, LOL. And on Rob: I guess I need to ask Fab for permission first…
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Oh, no, it’s not your fault! I have heard some people have been having similar problems, but I think theirs was mostly with Blogger comments. I think it’s just my sucky ass computer.
BlondeBlogger’s last blog post..He’s Out
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BlondeBlogger: Shhh… don’t let the computer hear ya! He might throw in the towel all together if he feels scorned…
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BlondeBlogger: cuz it must be a “he” if it’s not working right, we can rightfully establish that, right?
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ROFLMAO! Absolutely! Dumb man indeed. I should offer to blow my computer…maybe that’ll work.
BlondeBlogger’s last blog post..He’s Out
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Hmmm, I’ll need to think of something good!
ANO’s last blog post..Yup, Another Change.
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I’m allowed to accept bribes, right?
Mr Fabulous’s last blog post..For Your Information
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BlondeBlogger: LMAO
ANO: Can’t wait. Must be great coming from you!
Fab: Sure, that’s what the small print under the judges is for
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I will just blackmail and pay people off, Dutch Bitch is a stiletto slut like myself so that is easy, now research on the others!!!!!
ImportedBitch’s last blog post..OMG I am a perv.!!!!
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Okay, I did it! Posted AND created my adoration creation!
Go look and then come back and read the rest……
okay, I just realized that, being blonde, I was really stupid in how I went about making that. Instead of just cutting and pasting your photo onto the creation (I’m trying not to give too much away because I know you didn’t go read it and then come back, lol)…I painstakingly cut each of the other picture out, piece by piece, and pasted it around your face instead. Duh!
BUT….since I went through all that trouble, I should totally win, don’t you think? I will state for the record that it is now 5:30 a.m. and you might think I am up because of insomnia. But nooooo, I am up because I adore you and wanted to create this masterpiece to prove it!
You HAVE to pick me after that, right? *grin*
BlondeBlogger’s last blog post..Happy News
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Imported Bitch: My life is SO boring it’s not blackmail-able…
BlondeBlogger: Well, there is BLOND in your name…
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